Matt Graves

While you’re here, you should buy my children’s book, The Night Before Christmas, The Very First One. My mom says it’s really good. amazon.com/Night-Before-C…

@MikeBales I’ve seen a million faces and I’ve rocked them all.

Hello darkness, my old friend…

I’ve seen a million faces and I’ve rocked them all.

@PEARatings I want to put on record that I do not like any simulation that puts Arkansas in GT’s regional. So…I do not like this simulation.

A random simulation of the current NET bracket

@sully7777 @RazorbackBSB Came to say the same thing. 👊

@RazorbackBSB Need to credit Houston Nutt. Ha

There’s a lot of Lions, Tigers and Bears... but there ain’t but one RAZORBACK! 🐗

Do we bless this in order to be blessed? How does that work?

@jethro_1111 @CBCJakeMck I hope you’re right. I just don’t trust our pitching staff against anybody.

@RealMattGraves @CBCJakeMck OU isn’t that good and neither is Kentucky🤣

Arkansas Tournament Profile: Sec Play: 9-9 RPI: 32 Status: Virtually a lock Record Needed: 5-7 Remaining: Away: Missouri/ Kentucky Home: Ole Miss / Oklahoma Trend: Barring a collapse they are in.

@Micah_CBC As a Hog fan, don’t tempt me with a good time.

🚨Updated Bracketology!🚨 There is 4 weeks left in the regular season and we have a tough race for the last few spots. GREEN HIGHLIGHT = LAST FOUR IN Tell me your thoughts in the comments👇

@jethro_1111 @CBCJakeMck So you haven’t watched us all year? 😆 The more likely is to sweep Missouri. Lose 1-2 to UK. Win OM series 2-1. Get swept by OU.

@CBCJakeMck I can see us sweeping Missouri and Kentucky and taking 2/3 from both ole Miss and Oklahoma. That’s 10 wins. 19-11 in conference.

@PEARatings @11point7 Two words…

@11point7 I got two words for ya. UCLA and UC Santa Barbara. Must see TV

BRUINS. GAUCHOS. 🔥🔥 Jackie Robinson Night in Westwood. UCLA goes for their 28th straight win tonight.

@Hog_wild69 @JJAndrews2026 Haha! So true.

@JJAndrews2026 Hog fans will run with this when it really just means the cafeteria is surging burritos on taco Tuesday

Wow…

@mgrissom 🐗 ⚾️

College Baseball Championship Formula for the last decade. ① Top 20 Pitching Staff (By SIERA) ② Above Average Offense (By wRC+, Over 100) ③ Top 25 SOS ④ Above .500 Road Record Teams that Currently Qualify:

@grpwins @TheDegenWeekly Only stupid people who ask questions.

@TheDegenWeekly There’s no such thing as a stupid question.

Probably a stupid question but…who puts the jacket on you at The Masters if you win back to back years?

@PEARatings Arkansas’ eyeball outlook has them finishing last in the SEC and making sweeping changes across the program.

Arkansas' metric outlook averages to reaching a regional final. Arkansas' stat outlook averages to missing the tournament.

Rape is defined as occurring through force or violence, threats or coercion, incapacitation (e.g., unconscious, intoxicated, unable to consent), or lack of legal capacity (meaning a minor). In this case it was not done through violence, threats or incapacitation so the law leans on the defense that a 17 year old male lacks legal capacity. Yet, a 10 year old has the legal capacity to determine if their gender was mis-assigned at birth.

Rape is defined as occurring through force or violence, threats or coercion, incapacitation (e.g., unconscious, intoxicated, unable to consent), or lack of legal capacity (meaning a minor). In this case it was not done through violence, threats or incapacitation so the law leans on the defense that a 17 year old male lacks legal capacity. Yet, a 10 year old has the legal capacity to determine if their gender was mis-assigned at birth. 🤡 🌎

Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there

@JohnNaborsShow You can take defensive driving online and get it reduced to a fraction of that and it won’t go on your record.

$334 for this speeding ticket. BRUTAL scenes for me rn.

@CBCJakeMck Not sure about any of the rest of the them, but Arkansas is spot on…and also describes fans during any given game. From inning to inning.

Here’s one word I would use to describe every SEC team through 3 weeks of the season. Alabama- Incandescent Arkansas- Mercurial Auburn- Glacial Florida- Confusing Georgia- Deep Kentucky- Ailing LSU- Distracted Mississippi State- Balanced Missouri- Relentless Oklahoma- Professional Ole Miss- Bissetta South Carolina - 2027 Tennessee- Passive Texas- Fastidious Texas A&M- Potent Vandy-Imbalanced

I thought Elon said it would take like 7 refuels just to get there. When do those happen?

@ConvictCharlie @StumpGuyTy @Michaelfiore 🤣

@StumpGuyTy @Michaelfiore Quarter at aldi’s

However much you think shopping carts cost, I assure you it’s more.