Jon AweXome - Memento Mori 💀 🇺🇲

Hoes laughing and that is Mrs. Hoe to you

🐶 In China, 7 stolen dogs escaped from a butcher’s truck and walked 17 km home led by a corgi! In Jilin province, seven dogs were stolen for sale at a dog meat market and loaded into a van. But they managed to escape — and what followed looks like a movie. Instead of scattering, they stayed together: forming a protective circle around an injured German shepherd, while a corgi led the way. Over two days, they covered about 17 km across roads and fields — and made it back to their owners. Escape mission: accomplished. 🐾

Charlie Kirk's mentor just died in a freak pickleball accident. That's an incredibly strange coincidence. If you're going to say that's not weird, that there are tons of pickleball fatalities, you sound nuts. I don't know what happened but I don't think this is perfectly normal.

Chinese social media is already doing movie posters for the seven heroic dogs…

Did anyone else predict CNN would be confirming how ICE is the most efficient government agency in history? The RECORD-LONG wait lines at ATL were cleared up in the few hours after ICE arrived. I say keep them at the airports, would make my life A LOT easier.

ICE at airports is just laying the groundwork for ICE at polling places btw