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@mwizikhafila Kilowatts to supply ama Singaporean dollars?

@RealUnderdog_I uko na ngapi😂

kukuwa na mumama is ten times better than being employed

I listened to a podcast "tubonge" between pastor T and Chris the Bass and its so worth it 💯.1 hour that can change you view about everything. Si kila siku utaskiza kibe advising you to go and chew women and boast about it... Thank me later.

Ndio world bank wamegundua they ain't dealing with normal government in Kenya... took them long.

Once X becomes part of your daily routine, WhatsApp inaanza kufeel kama secondary app.

Kuvaa vizuri sio kufake life, kuwa tu smart

"Asipokuja next weekend pia uniite."

@Elan_Walton Nimebookmark hii mzee I'll be super active to participate in this 😂💯

Heyy Kenyan Developers I have an open source idea we can all contribute ; I'm working on a web application where ukiachana na mtu wako you leave a review and & rating , if possible a pic for the next next person. MTA contribute?

Goons! Goons! Goons! Everywhere, it is goons! Welcome to the new Haiti situated somewhere in an East African nation formerly known as the Republic of Kenya before one Mr. William Ruto became its President and lost favour with the people. He then decided to use goons to help him recapture power and assembled his tribesmen to recruit, finance, and deploy rogue police officers, in the company of ordinary goons, to form a state-sponsored militia. From Mwiki to Kariobangi, from Witima to Ol Kalou, from Kisii to Thika Road, from Keumbu and now to nightclubs and hotels in the city, goons wreak havoc, maiming innocent Kenyans and scaring investors and tourists. Kenyans are worried and scared. The Government that swore on the Bible and in the name of God to protect life and property is now hurting them! Goons are now part and parcel of the National Police Service and are on the government payroll. The IG of Police is clueless and goonish! He does not know what goes on in the service he purports to command. He is a mere flower girl and a spectator to what goes on in the service. The Ruto sharp boys and strongmen have taken over the service and deployed plainclothes police officers to work hand in hand with goons and give them protection, while those in uniform are instructed by the Ruto sharp boys to keep off. The deployment of our police officers to Haiti was never about helping that country eradicate criminal gangs. It is now apparent that our officers had been sent there to benchmark how to work with and protect criminal gangs. The letters above promising police action are just hogwash. The police in Kisii had instructions from the Ruto sharp boys to work with goons and harass the Linda Mwananchi team. They gave the same promise after the Witima ACK Church attack carried out in broad daylight by known police officers. Those officers, instead of being prosecuted, were promoted and given more sophisticated equipment to stage lethal attacks and wreak havoc ahead of the General Election in 2027. Earlier this week, they attacked innocent people in Ol Kalou, and one victim is in the ICU fighting for his life. This particular squad has been booked into a three-star hotel in Ol Kalou, waiting for instructions to cause chaos on the by-election day later this month. As Kenyans fathom how to deal with this new challenge, investors and tourists are keeping off our country. Luckily for our country, those who survive police and goon attacks will have an opportunity to send Ruto and his boys home and restore sanity to our country 400 days from today. WE HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN WHERE IT ALL BEGAN: THE KIAMBAA CHURCH MASSACRE OF JANUARY 2008! God have mercy on our country, Kenya!

Huku kwangu ni ugali mayai back to back beef labda yangu na baba Charlene

@Nyahoemabae Cv inatumwa wapi 😂

Naweza pata wapi mwanaume anapiga hii kitu 30 mins first round ?

@Mulki___ Situation 😭

You ever get so horny you stop wanting sex and start craving violence

Jimmy wanjigi was right. When the government,this government, runs out of avenues to borrow from,they will then come for our deposits. Now they want to start with SACCOs,next is the banks. Then MPesa. Ruto the man you refer to as a Strategist,has led us to hell

@dropdalot Na hii baridi mzee 😂

@RealUnderdog_I Hatufanyi kitu😅😅🙌

Itabidi mama fua alale huku tonight ndio kesho aamkie kuunda breakfast akianza shugli ya laundry. It's very convenient for her.

@Belly_0114 You mean in christ Dope?

Life so private no one knows this is my sister

Apologize when you are wrong, you're too old to be losing genuine people because of pride or ego.

@UnitedT19 Solitude 💯

What’s one “boring” habit that’s actually working for you right now?

God, a nigga needs to win again.