Red Diaper Baby

Now 5yo, but still holds up.

Throwback Capital reading

Happy New Year!

Me (impatiently): Oh my god, we’re never gonna get out of here. 6 yr old (reassuringly): We will. This is not a ‘never’ situation.

6 yo: “I love you as much as everything that’s in the universe, plus everything that’s outside of the universe.” Me: 😭😭🫠

@elonmusk To run twitter?

Reinstate former President Trump

“Everything in baseball is getting ready for the World Series. Any time you play baseball, if you’re a kid catching balls, you’re still getting ready for the World Series.”

One happy Astros fan! Congrats @astros! ⚾️💕

Fist bump with the 6 yr old, then we both spread out our fingers to look like an explosion. 6 yr ok: “That’s how the universe happened.”

Happy Halloween from the Cardinals and Elsa.

Tonight at bedtime, I get into bed. 6 yr old: Ima! [mommy!] >>Grabs me for a snuggle then punches me in stomach. << 6 yo: That’s my way of showing respect.

This song is called Morning because “It’s about how morning is medicine to you because it just feels like a new day.” But it’s got a killer punchline.

A jet lagged bedtime in France: Me: Shh, no talking after midnight. 6 yr old: Shut up. 😬

This happened 😭

“I want to learn! Reading helps you learn! You learn how to read and then you can learn more.” 😳🧐

“I wonder what it’s like for my parents when I’m not home. If you can’t play, what do you do?! Maybe they make toys. Or sow costumes.”

Dear Mister Graham I love you I cannot believe what you taught me about K and C Love, Naim

“Isn’t it funny how we and the sun think opposite things? Like we think our bed is huge, but the sun thinks it’s tiny.”

[Getting dressed] “I really like this underwear. Too bad I won’t be able to see it.”