My auld fella farting up and down the hoose..
shayla@callmeMaharani
What is a sound or smell that doesn’t exist anymore, but 30 years ago was so common it was considered background noise?
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Gerard Ward
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@Reg_Draw
Had one of those online caricature pics done. Best fifty sheets I ever spent.
London เข้าร่วม Şubat 2010
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Gerard Ward รีทวีตแล้ว
#StolenDogHour
BAILEY a 13yr old cocker spaniel is missing from the back garden at home 9pm 16/3/26
Black/white bib #Axbridge #Somerset #BS26
OWNER BELIEVES COULD OF FELL INTO RIVER AXE - have you seen her pls?
doglost.co.uk/dog/202504
@AxbridgeMuseum @AxbridgeCricket
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Gerard Ward รีทวีตแล้ว
BERT IS STILL #MISSING
HE MAY HAVE BEEN MOVED ON ELSEWHERE IN THE UK
PLEASE SHARE
VULNERABLE OWNER NEEDS HIS BOY HOME #stolendoghour
Missing Pets GB@MissingPetsGB
Urgent urgent #BringBertHome Stolen while @CalverVictor in hospital with terminal illness. Victor is also a long term follower of ours. Please share urgently #surrey #frimley #hampshire 👇👇👇👇 @CalverVictor
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Gerard Ward รีทวีตแล้ว
Please share. Percy is looking for a home to spend his twilight years as he going into kennels in Wimborne Dorset on Monday Sadly his owner is in hospital and is not coming home. There may be a person on X who has room in their hearts and a sofa to share with this boy.
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Must have seen this hundreds of times over the years, and it makes me laugh out loud every single time. Comedy genius moment.
Prof. Frank McDonough@FXMC1957
17 March 1999. Rod Hull died (aged 63). He always appeared with Emu, a mute and highly aggressive arm-length puppet. Hull died in a tragic accident while trying to adjust the TV aerial on the roof of his bungalow, then slipping and falling to his death.
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Gerard Ward รีทวีตแล้ว
This is one of the greatest visual gags in history. The way Emu quickly glances to the side to check no one's looking before grabbing Hull's neck and chucking him in the freezer. And the somersault at such a tight angle. A visual gag artist at his absolute peak, sensational.
Prof. Frank McDonough@FXMC1957
17 March 1999. Rod Hull died (aged 63). He always appeared with Emu, a mute and highly aggressive arm-length puppet. Hull died in a tragic accident while trying to adjust the TV aerial on the roof of his bungalow, then slipping and falling to his death.
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Gerard Ward รีทวีตแล้ว
This is — unbelievably — Sky News third attempt at this tweet and still they still can’t say: “Israel has killed 400 people in Lebanon”
Shocking. These three iterations of the same tweet tell us so much.
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Gerard Ward รีทวีตแล้ว
In what sane world does a BBC reporter use the word 'affectionate' to refer to a strategic bomber which has just returned from killing human beings in an illegal war?
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Gerard Ward รีทวีตแล้ว
More Monday night football for MUFC.
Both April home league games switched. Zero - absolutely zero - consideration given to what match going fans think or want.
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Gerard Ward รีทวีตแล้ว
An incredible retraction by the Daily Telegraph today. They have apologised for publishing an article last year headlined: “We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t afford to go on five holidays.” The entire story was fabricated; the family did not exist.
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Gerard Ward รีทวีตแล้ว
One of the great Paddy Crerand MUTV commentary moments: “nobody’s touched him…”
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Here we have Nigel Farage’s worst nightmare coming true.
He thrives off spreading hatred and division.
Blaming foreigners for everything.
Criticising Labour for the Braverman fuelled asylum backlog.
Offering zero tangible solutions, from his Tory rammed Reform.
Full Fact@FullFact
New figures published today show the number of asylum cases waiting for an initial decision has fallen by 43% since Labour took office. We’ve got more detail in our updated explainer 👇 fullfact.org/immigration/as…
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Gerard Ward รีทวีตแล้ว
If people in Dubai didn’t want to pay UK taxes why should UK resources now come to their aid
Professor Lucy Easthope@LucyGoBag
Emigrated Brits to Dubai and Bahrain could now become a serious concern for UK gov and require additional foreign office support and potential repatriation
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Gerard Ward รีทวีตแล้ว
Productivity grew more in the last year than in the previous 7 years combined. But you won't see that on the news tonight.
Resolution Foundation@resfoundation
Good news about the British economy?! UK productivity – how much the economy produces per hour worked – grew more in the past year than in the previous seven years combined. In our recent Substack, Research Director @gthwaites.bsky.social takes a closer look 📈 buff.ly/pWB6VbR
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Gerard Ward รีทวีตแล้ว
New figures published today show the number of asylum cases waiting for an initial decision has fallen by 43% since Labour took office.
We’ve got more detail in our updated explainer 👇
fullfact.org/immigration/as…
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Gerard Ward รีทวีตแล้ว
To suggest that the NHS is worse under Labour than it has been under the Tories is ludicrous.
I am no fan of the current Labour govt, but it has still done more for the NHS in 1 year than the Tories have in 14 years
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Gerard Ward รีทวีตแล้ว
@BBCNews Let's get it right, BBC. Those Councils will all disappear in a year's time or less, due to reorganisation. The votes are a waste of time & money, which councils can't afford after 14yrs of Tory funding cuts. The councils *asked for* a delay. All Govt did was agree to allow it.
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