⌈Ugh What Is That 𝗦𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗟 !⌋

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ⌈ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗧 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗢𝗥𝗧 ⌋ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠThe staff members may need help ᅠᅠᅠat times, feel free to give them a ᅠᅠᅠhand 𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 ~ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

@whorishGwen Couldn't pay AND blaming the staff of stealing ? We might need to teach you some manners lady !

@RegretResort *poor Gwen would gag as she heard that dismissive tone her face covered in rancid piss as she suddenly speaks up* Y-you’re employee robbed me so I couldn’t pay! He stole my wallet then refunded my payment!S-stop this I can’t take anymore I’ve had to of swallowed atleast a gallon!

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠDon't feel bad for the new ᅠᅠᅠurinals, they weren't able to ᅠᅠᅠcough up the cash for their ᅠᅠᅠrooms and decided to pay ᅠᅠᅠanother way ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠWhat we do to cops and ᅠᅠᅠany heros that wanna report ᅠᅠᅠthe motel to the authorities 😇 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠThe motel does have a public ᅠᅠᅠbath-house but you may ᅠᅠᅠleave dirtier than when you ᅠᅠᅠentered ~ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

@whorishGwen Well I'd you had just tipped him like $100 from the start you wouldn't be in this situation 🤷‍♀️

@RegretResort E-eh?! He stole my wallet after he had me kidnapped! He took ALL of my money! T-that isn’t a valid way to pass it on as unavoidable!

Should have tipped the motel staff 🤷‍♀️

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠKnow a 𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 that's a ᅠᅠᅠlittle too annoying ? Send her ᅠᅠᅠto the motel ! We have staff ᅠᅠᅠthat loves to rehabilitate ~ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

@whorishGwen Sure ! Just take your pants off and keep your door wide open, one of our staff members will be there to help you shortly 😇

@RegretResort E-eh…? Well if I can get a voucher for that then? *seems Gwen is unaware of what she is now asking for*

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠUse this secret trick to get 50% ᅠᅠᅠoff your room ! (𝗟𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝘂𝗿 ᅠᅠᅠ𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗳𝗳 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝘀𝗺𝗲𝗴 𝗿𝗼𝗱 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻 !) ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

@whorishGwen Should have tipped him more then 🤷‍♀️

@RegretResort I-I did! That stupid thug of a trolley monkey took the twenty dollars I gave him and said it wasn’t good enough! He said to relax because I’ll be busy soon! Then I was grabbed and forced to rim multiple asses! All I can taste is ass! A-and id like my clothes back!

@whorishGwen Gym huh? Well we don't have a gym in the traditional sense but we have other ways you can burn some calories 🤭

@RegretResort E-eh…? W-what about a voucher for the gym too then…? A-and why is everyone in the area so rancid all of a sudden! God the stink is mind numbing!

@whorishGwen 50% is the max discount you can get 😇

@RegretResort Mmmm~ I suppose I could~ what if I choose the most rancid one though~? Do I get a higher discount~?

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠKeep your doors at the motel ᅠᅠᅠunlocked to allow our staff ᅠᅠᅠto 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗺-𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗲𝗿 ~ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠWarning : All unattended pokemon ᅠᅠᅠwill be 𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗱 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠHow to get a job at the motel : ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ❝Room service? Yea I got ᅠᅠᅠsome nice 𝗳𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗳𝗼𝗿 ᅠᅠᅠ𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗱𝗲~❞ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠWomen that look like this get ᅠᅠᅠ100% off on all motel rooms ! ᅠᅠᅠ(they will 100% be 𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 ᅠᅠᅠ𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗳𝗳 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘀 as well) ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠWe will hire literally anyone so ᅠᅠᅠdon't be surprised if you wake ᅠᅠᅠup with 𝘀𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗺𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 ᅠᅠᅠ𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸 infront of you ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ❝Soooo, how bad you want ᅠᅠᅠthat discount hmmm?~❞ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠMost heros come to the motel ᅠᅠᅠto live out their 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝘁𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗴𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 ᅠᅠᅠ𝗳𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 ᅠᅠᅠ(mostly because the staff ᅠᅠᅠdoesn't care) ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ