Remy Arblaster

Gentle pre-budget reminder.

“Nigel Farage claims young people have had their minds ‘poisoned’ with negative views about Britain.” Young people think you’re a racist cunt. And young people are right.

You going to update your tinder profile then?

my notes app on my phone has seen me at my worst

me when i remember my future depends on me

Due to her death, you will no longer receive a letter from the Queen for your 100th birthday. Instead, you will now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14

Just discovered this little compartment under my grinder!! Do I throw this gross dust out??

I can’t believe I weighed 8 lbs at one point 😞 What happened 💔💔💔

idk which phenomenon is funnier: guys who refuse to wear shorts no matter how hot it is or guys who only wear shorts even in freezing temperatures

u cum in her mouth n she swallows, 5 min later she’s googling calories in semen wyd ?

@Kerry_Sims_ @UHParamedic @UniofHerts @Ldn_Ambulance ahhh congratulations, i can’t wait to start properly 🥰🥰

I just got 90% in my dissertation!! So so SO happy 🥳 @UHParamedic @UniofHerts @Ldn_Ambulance

i love dick but i hate men