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🚨Silver Alert Update The facility "A Secure Senior Home Only Lonely Elderly" aka ASSHOLE, has confirmed an escaped disheveled dementia felon patient has been found wandering around on the green. He thinks he's a toddler. He kept stomping his feet, yelling, I one, I one, I one.

Why Trump's Ballroom is Really Dystopian youtu.be/32G68FveL0A?si… via @YouTube

@lucyshow11 Pizza Hut. At night. 🤓

Where are they and what year is this? 🤔🤣

Ladies and gentlemen…the American president

@Roshan_Rinaldi @badbusterboy forced out 🤣

Meanwhile,... at the White House Clown Show: [Roll the calliope music]

@taradublinrocks That right labia majora lip sure is droopier than the other.

When does Polymarket predict Trump’s head is going to just explode like an overripe cherry tomato?

@hibner0015 I had a Siberian Husky with blue eyes. I won’t mention her name so y’all can’t steal my passwords!🤣

Inspired by “Flowers” by Miley Cyrus. This video is an original educational work and is not affiliated with the original artist or rights holders. #MileyCyrus #flower #education #music #ai #LearnEnglish

@URHANZEB @TruthTrumpPost He has no clue.

@TruthTrumpPost Loser

NOW: President Trump took part in America Reads the Bible this evening, reading 2 Chronicles 7:11–22.

@HQNewsNow Correction: The oval orifice. Thank you for your attention in this fecal matter. Inhale Exhale ————— In hell

Trump is now reading Bible verses from the Oval Office, one week after depicting himself as Jesus

@AesPolitics1 @DarbyTheGreek 🤣💙

Bitch shut the fuck up

@paulduffy68 @JohnSte69481381 Yes. I’m part Swiss. Hence my blonde hair and blue eyes.

@JohnSte69481381 Can you yodel

Any last requests?

@JohnSte69481381 @Judgemental55 ‘Dude Looks Like A Lady’

$20.95 for both. I’m cheap.

Too early?

@Shnookie04 @CattardSlim I’ve heard that word before but it’s been awhile so I had to double check the definition. Spot on KSugar. Love your name. 💙

@RichInSweetness @CattardSlim Shmarmy..

I would have won Vietnam very quickly. Donald J. Trump.

Everything is "very quickly," "very strongly," or "very powerfully" with Trump. He's got a serious adverb fetish.

@ThePenelopeHere @RepBoebert I see a silver alert 🚨

@RepBoebert She was speaking? All I could hear was her loud ass shirt.

The Biden FBI spied on me, pulling my travel records and making false allegations internally. They found nothing. If we don’t end the Deep State, it’ll end our country.

@smc429 Karolyin’s new job. At least she’s still in the spotlight.

Why is her nose so far from her mouth, now?

Gee... That's a tough one 🙄

@Gianl1974 @dlindsey1

As if we didn't already know 😂

@MaryLTrump ‘Trump’s Way’

Donald says we would have won the Vietnam War if he'd been president. Maybe he should have just served.