Richard Callard

@NoContextBrits Cheese

What does Britain do better than America?

@ratemyplatenow Not sure about the casserole but defo no no for the ditch water in the mug!

Pigs in Blankets Casserole by Victoria

@UberFacts Paul Weller

Our energy bills triple British Gas profits triple It’s not rocket science is it… Mugs. news.sky.com/story/amp/prof…

When did Valentine's Day lose its meaning? Cards to pets,sons, daughters, parents.....#itsaboutlovers

@DavidH82934298 @benonwine And end in a frickin draw!?!

@benonwine Cricket...how can anything that lasts 3 to 5 days be interesting ?

What’s the most boring sport to watch, in your opinion?

A psychological test where nobody can tell whether the person is moving left or right.

@elonmusk Getting the same tweets sent to me, multiple times a day.

What are your top requests for Twitter features & bug fixes?

@Millett2003 Indeed I am,so that is a good cue to go to bed!

@RichardCallard It's already started and I'm guessing you're still up?

My prediction, Chiefs by 7!!! #SuperBowl

If only cures for insomnia were as easy to come by as causes. If you dare then, here's the never tuneful Mrs Miller singing Yellow Submarine. Don't have nightmares.

@TravellingTrev The High Level Traverse is a truly awesome route.

The lost world below Pillar today #LakeDistrict #Ennerdale ⛰️ 🦕

@piersmorgan Bit of a tit, really.

Methinks ‘they’ is getting a teeny weeny bit over-thirsty for attention. #BRITs

What's with all the repeated Tweets I'm getting? Seen some 6 times today, nothing added,just the same.#buggin

@benonwine Noodles

His name is the last thing you ate.