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@KE_MrBlack He js like she can do better than me... in lying

"My husband met me when I was still a virgin"

@Kenyans Yes, you take expensive samosa and tea courtesy of taxpayers money while kenyans are dying because of poor healthy system with no drugs... hizo vitu mnakula may they be carcinogenic. Some post are just annoying.

Unlike our former presidents, when you go to State House, you no longer take soda and biscuits - Peter Kaluma

@Kenyans What is wrong with that. Bar is not his thing so he build a church to go confess often coz he is a criminal, he sins alot. Everybody does their thing. If Waigiru bcomes president will have a shopping mall there. Anywy bibi is grateful coz huyu jama akilewa anaweza vuka nayeye.

There used to be active bars at State House, but they have all been closed since Ruto does not go to bars - Kimani Ichung'wah

@gabrieloguda Its a campaign year... ata nyumba mtaoshewa... then we forget... then all these project will be nowhere after elections.

Bwana kwani what was Uhuru doing with our rice?

@karennyamunbo The world dint loose nothing, it just remembered that there is a saying about wrestling with a pig.

The world picked a fight with her and lost

@stellamarismega This is not Israel handwriting... its the big brother giving a warning through Israel now that protest happened.

Israel’s new Ebola travel restrictions include Kenya, despite the country having ZERO confirmed cases. Ministry of health you have draggged us into this unjustified blow on tourism sector.

@itotia_brian @nzyokangwenze @stellamarismega I can assure you that he is a combination of both.

@nzyokangwenze @stellamarismega Bro you are either a bot or a retard, either way you are a disgrace.Shame on you.

@TheNairobiTimez Can he sue her?

A video has surfaced showing nominated Senator Karen Nyamu ordering food and drinks for several people at Kamau wa Kisumu’s small eatery, a bill that is yet to be settled. Watch 👇📽️

@Tr3blig_ @Goddie_Ke I like being proactive not reactive.

@Rihimaray @Goddie_Ke Deal with situation at hand, not what ifs.

Baba Lillian was informed by the school administration that his daughter was among the students allegedly planning to set the school dormitory on fire. Upon arriving at the school, Baba Lillian responded like many traditional African parents

@Wachi_KE @georgediano What do you mean kwa maskini... so maskini has no right in kenya. Guess what most of those who vote including me nimaskini.

@Rihimaray @georgediano abuse of power but a very good lesson Kwa masikini

A young man from Bunge la Wananchi by the name Kamau wa Kisumu who's famous for firing daily missiles at Senator Karen Nyamu is currently staring into poverty with his sanpanku eyes. Our brother is counting losses, regrets, and remaining soda crates after what many are calling a political masterclass in revenge economics. The story goes that the young man, who runs a small food joint and doubles as a full-time member of Bunge la Wananchi, had spent years roasting Karen Nyamu with the dedication of a Muchwa. Not a single week would pass without him reminding the public why, in his opinion, Karen Nyamu shouldn't even be trusted with the keys to the Nairobi Women Rep office. On Monday however, Karen allegedly decided that enough was enough. She reportedly assembled what looked like a youth engagement forum near his kibanda under the noble disguise of a public consultation meeting. The crowd was so large that local motorists had a difficult time passing through. Seeing the opportunity of a lifetime, our businessman began calculating profits faster than a betting company during a Champions League final. When Karen and her entourage expressed interest in lunch, the young man saw heaven open before his eyes. He welcomed Nyamu & his goons to his Kibanda. He sold everything; Rice, Chapati, Beans & Sodas. Even those Emergency sodas reserved for Christmas,, they were removed from the national reserves too. The man even went to the neighboring kiosks to request for more sodas to sell. At this point he was already mentally shopping for a new probox and perhaps even a plot in Kitengela. But as the supporters finished eating with Olympic level commitment, something unexpected happened. Senator Karen Nyamu calmly walked back to her SUV, adjusted her sunglasses, started the engine, and disappeared into the Nairobi sunset like a mobile thief. That's when our boy realized he had been participating in a practical lesson titled Advanced Political Science and Applied Shock. We are expecting him to collect his certificate from our prestigious Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST). Witnesses say the man was left seeing with his mouth wide open. To make matters worse, Karen Nyamu later went online and reminded him that criticism has consequences, leaving our brother wondering whether he had been running a restaurant or volunteering for a political experiment. The once-vocal critic has now taken to social media seeking justice, sympathy, and possibly payment for approximately 400 plates of food, 50 crates of soda, and emotional damages. As investigations continue, economists are studying the incident while philosophers debate whether the young man was a businessman, a political activist, or simply the latest victim of trusting politicians on credit. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@Tr3blig_ @Goddie_Ke So he was supposed to wait untill he kills to discipline him.

@Rihimaray @Goddie_Ke In this scenario hakuna mtu amededi, so soft therapy, it works. It really does.

@Tr3blig_ @Goddie_Ke What's worse loosing after disciplinary action or loosing after he kills other children. I will live with the guilt of disciplining but can't with the pain of knowing my child is a murderer.

@Goddie_Ke Na hapo ndio umelose mtoto forever. Fuck these types of parents

@perkmaybe Someone push for code blue, its an emergency, am critically sick.

You’re a sick person if you’re happy South Africa lost

@georgediano What kind of leaders do we have. This is abuse of power and childish behavior.

@Wachi_KE @georgediano Thats abuse of power n stupidly st the same time. Why would she attach his business instead of providing him wrong. What kind of a leader is she.

@georgediano We should all agree that Karen Nyamu is a smart girl, hata bibilia inasema wenye watakuwa na Mali kidogo, watanyag'anywa juu ya ujinga Yao ipewe majatiri

@KenyaAirports Ebola landing...got to get a clearance as fast as possible hence the drill as a cover up.

🚨NOTICE: KAA is currently responding to an emergency situation at JKIA. Emergency response teams & agencies have been activated & are managing the situation in accordance with established emergency procedures. Further updates as more information becomes available.

@Eddie_Mugoh Tag government of kasongo, uwaambie we got free land kwa hiyo tumbo ya kujenga quarantine facility waaxhe kusubua watu wa nanyuki

Who is getting turned on by this whale?

@rispyyli Hiyo tumbo inaweza toshea pahali pakunjenge quarantine facility ya watu wa yuwes wale wako exposed to ebola. Oya GOK, here is a free land

Bad hair day

@HonMoses_Kuria They learn from their leaders... see how you behave in public and nothing happens... you and the other politician are their role model. Also who cares for exam and passing when you can be an Oscar sudi even with zero education.

Someone has to bring this madness to an end

@HonMoses_Kuria Thats why Matiangi should be back.... the rest of you are jokers.