Roro ☃

Bro to bro: Your fellow small accounts don’t just engage you for fun, they’re hoping you’ll notice them too and return the energy 🫶💯

“When you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes but the monkey remains.”

When I ask the french teacher can I go to the restroom and he says "oui"

When you visit your mom because you miss her and she suddenly starts the same bs that made you move out

Me: No, I will not pay the bills. Waiter: Why? You ordered 42 coffees. Me: No, I said 4 tea, 2 coffees.

When we're lining up into heaven and I spot the angel that directed me to this country

When you are hearing the house girl helping your child with homework and you suddenly hear her saying "C" for Snake

When you are in the middle of talking to a 10/10 nurse and the doctor interrupts to ask if you wanna see your newborn son

If you wear glasses, we expect alot from you academically. Especially if your glasses have rope😹🙌

@_ilybree Good Morning Breeeeeee ✨

good morningggg y'all.💗

I don’t get why some people start saying bad things about their ex just to impress someone new… prove what exactly? Talk to your new person without dragging your past into it. It’s unnecessary.

You are not doing yourself any good by spraying perfumes untop body odour, if you start sweating , it is finished........

You scolded me for something I did yesterday and you’re doing the the same thing today but I’m not allowed to talk because you’re older than me……most of these elderly people no really get sense sometimes, I’m sorry to say.

What if every person you meet is a version of someone you knew in a past life? That's why some strangers feel familiar instantly, and some people you love feel like you've known them forever. Maybe souls don't just meet,they reunite. Have an amazing day

The red flags were there… you just painted them green.

“Ẹ káàrọ̀ o, Ṣé dáadáa lẹ jí?? Kí ọjọ́ yín kún fún àlàáfíà àti ìbùkún🤲 Kò ní sí ìjàmbá tàbí ohun búburú kankan lónìí Láṣẹ Olódùmarè 🙏🏽

Light of the world don wake up Good morning mutuals

@brahimobell44 Good Morning 🌞🌄

Good morning mutuallssss 🌞 Say it back

May today meet you with ease, not pressure. May the things that kept your heart heavy lose their grip. May clarity find you, peace settle in you, and favor locate you without stress. You will not struggle for what’s meant for you. Amen.