Robber✧ 🦇🔊

EID Mubarak

@kingjackson_eth Oh yeah I do and I’m a good one 🙂‍↕️

@RobberFarm Oh shit robber cooks? Rehhhh

On today’s menu :)

@Th3_Unsullied Thanks

@RobberFarm Nice pfp

been spending way too much time min maxing pools on Meteora DLMM lately instead of gaming. honestly, putting liquidity in a standard AMM curve feels like going into a raid with level 1 gear at this point. the tl;dr is that standard pools spread your tokens from zero to infinity. you're basically providing liquidity for prices that will never happen. it's just mathematically inefficient. DLMM fixes this by letting you stack your liquidity in specific price bins. if the price is chopping in a tight range, you concentrate your bags right there for way better capital efficiency. but keeping it completely honest, you can easily get rekt if you are lazy. if the price moves out of your bins, you stop earning fees and are exposed to impermanent loss. active management means you actually have to manage it. if you set it and forget it, you will take losses. it's a tool, not a miracle. i'm going to be documenting my LP strats here, both the wins and the rekt moments, while getting the VTuber setup ready. I will be posting exactly what works and what doesn't. stick around if you are on the same grind.

@twPunkgod Wdym 😭

@RobberFarm This nigga, e no get wetin you no dey eat

I have been eating my birthday cake gifted to me by a friend for 5 days now. I think I'm really going to be fat

@mhiiks Yeah

@RobberFarm It’s how we respond to it that matters, I’ve always had this regret but then I can’t dwell nor blame myself much because there were lots of obstacles.

Currently playing around with OpenClaw, and my biggest regret is not learning how to code.

@michielmv Yeah I’m trying to get a hang of it haha I should be able to setup mine by the end of this week

@RobberFarm the code side matters less than people think. most of the real value from openclaw comes from the config - SOUL.md, skills, how you wire things together. people with zero coding background are shipping useful agents every day

What timeline is this? Just saw a kill streak video posted by the white house. This ain't COD MW4

@loshmi 2 years ago

when was the last time you genuinely had fun in crypto?

@Pdbullbear Just thought about it and I can see the civil discourse it would create

@RobberFarm yup

A time will come when human driving will be banned in some locations around the world. This will sound as bs but it's definitely gonna happen when self-driving is generally considered safer than human driving.

@twPunkgod Lmeow

@RobberFarm Thank you robber

Here is to 28. Old man! All I really want is greeting

@deekaymotion I’m in awe of your art

i wanna run

@0xMrBeefman I mean I had the opportunity to do that 2 days ago and took a gamble to leave it open for another day and yeah that was a bad play

@RobberFarm It is a game of probabilities. You never know what that decision might have protected you from later No point regretting moves in crypto

Closed all positions Flat for at least 24 hours Not liking how sluggish the market feels Better to hit a strength workout and spend time with close ones Happy Friday🥩

@bengsharksol @MeteoraAG @level941 @MeteoraIDN sheesh well played

Thank God, this is my first 4-figure PnL and my new PnL record from a single position on @meteoraAg 🥳 People asked why I'm brave enough to held for 10+ days. Honestly, I don’t have a technical reason 😆 I entered when everything looked broken, supertrend lost, bundler selling, hope gone. I entered only because @level941 impressed me. He literally deployed over $150K in creator fees to build a single-sided SOL position, absorbed the supply, prevented bad-actor exit pumps, and finally became the majority holder. He did exactly what he said he would do. And that’s rare in CT. I saw a good dev and wanted him to succeed. Flock In 🕊️ (NFA, I still hold all my pigeon from this position)