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@ouma_neko For a woman to do that,she must have figured both of you had no brains

It's always embarrassing when two best friends are fighting over one woman, only to discover she was running a full coalition government with both of them. One friend is busy presenting screenshots as evidence. The other is producing call logs like exhibits in court. Meanwhile, the woman is sitting quietly wondering why Cabinet meetings have become public. The funniest part is watching the two men insult each other: "She loves me!" "No, she loves me!" Madam is looking at both of them thinking, "Gentlemen, please maintain order. You are both members of the same WhatsApp group." By the time the truth comes out, the friendship is gone, the relationship is gone, and the only winner is the woman who managed two opposition leaders without a coalition agreement. At that point, the best thing the two friends can do is shake hands, apologize to each other, and jointly apply for emotional compensation. The real comedy is when they stop fighting and compare timelines, only to realize they were exchanging shifts like security guards at the same gate.

@Kenyans Baba maandamano loading

DCI dismisses claims that Indian doctor was paid Ksh300 million to poison Raila

@KenyanSays So many souls have died because of this😪

A bodaboda rider finds Watu Credit tracker and does the unexpected

@deejaykalz_ If she's bringing money to the table,without a proper job,that's potta raise eyebrows...

Use condoms, Your galfriends are secretly prostitutes.

@NyakundiReport GOK forgot about Naivasha

Residents of Kihoto Village continue navigating daily life in homes and neighbourhoods partially submerged by the rising waters of Lake Naivasha, forcing them to adapt to living alongside persistent floodwaters.

@KenyanSays What kind of a diabolical world do we live in??

Catholic priest Fr. Stephen Mwariri blessing the Syndicate Nightclub along Mirema Drive during its grand launch yesterday.

@TheNairobiTimez Teaching practice is no longer teaching practice😩

A female teacher currently on teaching practice has sparked debate on social media after sharing an "Outfit of the Day" video featuring herself alongside a male student she described as her favourite. Watch 👇📽️

@itz_Njeriii Somebody lied to me about marriage

Kama Bado uko campus please have as much sex as you can😂 Huku nje hatupati shiet😭

@mansang29 Your friend is your enemy

Heartbreaking Incident in Thika A missing boda boda rider who disappeared weeks ago has sadly been found dead. Reports indicate he was allegedly abducted and murdered by motorcycle thieves, with his remains discovered after an extensive search by family and friends. This tragic incident highlights the dangers faced by hardworking riders every day. Our deepest condolences go out to his family and loved ones during this difficult time.

@herodetheking2 Man is the prize...

Noticed something in juja,mnalewesha wasichana but hamtaki kwenda nao kejani,why????

@John63681549 We have shameful people in government...

I saw this mp giving out millions of cash to Nyaribari chache residents,what does he do for living🤔?

@kenyasgossips Let's get ready guys,#fightforKenya

Crowds in Nairobi CBD march against the Finance Bill as CS Mbadi delivers the budget. — 🎥 Plug TV

@Monty_Hasashi We aint that dumb!White skin in our midst raises so much eyebrows

The FBI knows the Negro mind can't resist such

@TikTokGossipKe Truly women are our weakness😥

UDA MCA DAVIDSON NGIBUINI alias DNG spends time with a bevy of beauties in Mombasa as he celebrates his 40th birthday. The MCA is an alleged notorious womanizer👇

@thushysdrafts 🤦

@MotoMushene She just realised what family really means🥹

Feminists are mad she quit her corporate job in Nairobi to become a village wife and raise kids

@Maryian96 Please AI remove such stories from my timeline

This is Kennedy Kamau Kabaiko from Githunguri who shocked the world this morning. He took his own life after butchering his wife and son. He even had time to write a 3 page letter, waaah I think things are getting worse and these deaths are Very scaring what could be going wrong in these marriages aki.

@baroswahjr Yo! That was ma hommie back in the day😯

His calmness and strategy should be studied 😂 90+ mins winner

@dailypost_ke Does she really have that "prowess" in the bed??🤔

A married man died while having MECHI with City Slay Queen ERICA JUDDIE at Myra apartments in Kilimani - She is now dating gold-scammer KELVIN SONKO and lives large

@kenyasgossips I gave up on weddings a long time ago!

Kenyan man Muraya Mwangi has taken to social media to accuse a Kenyan Senator of allegedly having an intimate relationship with his wife. Muraya shared what he claims are screenshots of private conversations between the senator and his wife, whom he says he publicly married, showing the two exchanging intimate messages. His decision to make the matter public has drawn mixed reactions online, with many netizens criticizing him for airing his marital issues on social media. However, Muraya has defended his actions, arguing that since their wedding was public, the pain and fallout from the situation should also be public.