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@TTWAR62 @itvfootball Coupla cunts

Who the fuck @itvfootball ever came up with the idea of "I know, let's put together Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon together as our commentary duo". Whoever it was wants fucking shooting. Absolute dirge for years and no sign of any improvement whatsoever.

@PaulMar21281685 @ITVSport Think he’s doing the final 😂

@ITVSport pleased dont take Lee Dixon to the world cup for commentary!!!

@SnipersPromise 😂

If francesco totti was scottish he wid be called spud

Bit more 🇮🇹

Rome 👌🏻

A few wee days in Rome !!

@talkSPORT Oh fuck off Pardew, football’s fuckin boring, we need more of this.

😳 "It was an insult." ❌ "If you're a pro footballer, that's a no-go." Alan Pardew wasn't a fan of Rayan Cherki's showboating against Arsenal in the League Cup final...

@AwayDays_ Tampax Ultra’s

Arsenal ultras ‘Ashburton Army’ on the way to Wembley today for the Carabao Cup.

@TMZ I think he’s just yawning

Shia LaBeouf Yells at Woman Sitting Beside Him at Restaurant, on Video tmz.me/2II2WZK

@RaymondMukazika It’s called a Gunt.

Women, whatever this is called..... We really like it.

@griffwebber @tfwrail Your missing some game, they’re battering Chelsea 👌🏻

@tfwrail you said platform 4a ffs!! I’m in enough shit as I am ffs 😤😤 Chester to Holyhead.

@TheMonologist First film I watched on Beta Max 👌🏻

@4thOfJuly365 The new white chicks movie looks shite!

Bad decision dude.

@beard_capt My go too drink every time 👌🏻 My missus hates them as well

Nothing amuses me more than getting the Mrs to sip my negroni knowing her face will twist more than a pretzel

@IrishBrian30 Always Rooney

It's gotten too far. Insanity.

@NigerGooner Cringe 👀

I gained a new-found respect for Arteta when I first saw this team talk🔥🔥

@TheMonologist Looking cool 👌🏻

@talkSPORT God he’ll be winning the World Cup next for England 👀😳

⭐️ "He's obviously special!" 🇧🇷 "Element of Kaká!" Henry Winter compares Max Dowman to Kaká after scoring his first Premier League goal!

@SkySportsPL The insight from Jamie is unfathomable.

"To put it into context, he hasn't even done his GCSE's yet." 🤯 Jamie Redknapp on Max Dowman 🌟

@SkySportsPL I hate Sky Sports

Daniel Sturridge demonstrates how he'd walk into school on Monday if he was Max Dowman 🤣📚