Kamehame Rob

everyone but me is a normie. everything you like is slop. everything you do is cringe. every opinion you hold is wrong. everyone you like is cancelled. every song you sing is cacophony, discordant notes grating against the fabric of existence. every note I sing slaps

@trefinedAura Omg the telepathy punctuation, I haven’t seen that in forever

anyhow one of my favorite animorphs fun facts is that God is the last survivor of an alien species who was wiped out by another alien species because they broadcast a video game streamer playing Spore and the other species was like « these genocidal maniacs must be stopped! »

@ClipInsanity wow what an insane clip

LMAOOO I literally just choked on my breakfast 🤣🤣🤣

@jonbernardk Why am I seeing more of this Bible shit? Fuck off

Why did John HAVE to include this in the Easter story 😭

Tonight, for the first time in my life, I looked at the moon while there were human beings on their way to it

@SKithiyon56925 @Variety thank you for your chatgpt-generated dogshit "insight." go back to sucking farts out of dead seagulls at the beach

@TVsBuckBuckley @webegga no but I’d like to someday 🥹

@Robot_Atoms @webegga lol have you met a person

i’ve been doing the “wake up at 7am -> meal replacement shake + espresso shot + chug a bunch of water -> adhd meds -> HIIT workout -> shower -> start work by 9am” speed run strat and fuuuuck it’s such a redditor ass saying but the neurotypicals WERE right

@Buck_Nastay @webegga where did I say they get no benefit from these activities? I said they don’t need any of it to function

@Robot_Atoms @webegga They get no benefit from waking up at the same time each day, exercise, or having routines? I wonder why any of them would do any of these things then.

don’t tempt me with a good time

@Pontifex Not My Pope!!!!!!

The cross is part of the mission. The imperialist occupation of the world is disrupted from within; the violence that until now has been the law is unmasked. The poor, imprisoned, and rejected Messiah descends into the darkness of death, yet in so doing He brings a new creation to light. #HolyThursday

@AnaEscobarShow “Oh no I joined the army of country run by lunatics and capitalist billionaire morons, how could I have known they would send me to fight in a useless unnecessary war?” ??????????? Sorry for your family, but what did he think was going to happen?

My brother is an American military pilot. He texted me FROM A DITCH IN ISRAEL because during bombing the Israelis refused to let American soldiers into the bomb shelter. Israel has betrayed us.

@realVespasian @Hntaigana @WolfJockey99 @Jetskigrizzly Just because YOU exist now to experience things doesn’t mean that the things that are accessible to you in this moment are special or unique. A near infinite number of rare events happen all the time and will continue to whether humans observe them or not

@Robot_Atoms @Hntaigana @WolfJockey99 @Jetskigrizzly So what? If this is a God/simulation thing, then the phenomenological aspect is what matters, so observing it from 4B years ago doesn’t matter, just like observing it from Jupiter doesn’t matter. We humans exist now.

Ours moon is a VERY cool moon It’s the largest moon out of the 300 moons in our solar system (relative to its planets size) Our moon has 1:1 resonance with the Earth so we always see the same side It is exactly 1/400th the size of the sun and 1/400th the distance making eclipses possible It’s a good moon sir

@Hntaigana @WolfJockey99 @Jetskigrizzly Ratios of distance and size matching is only true at this small point in time. 4B yrs ago, when the moon first formed, it was just 20k miles away and took up a large chunk of the sky. It’s now almost 300k miles away. The coincidence is that we’re alive right now to tweet about it

@WolfJockey99 @Jetskigrizzly Not a convincing answer.

@AJJAtahonero @Throtem_ The art came first, what you posted is AI based on the illustration

@Throtem_ Uhm, is the cosplay referencing the art, is the art referencing the cosplay or is this an actual anime/manga scene? x.com/manzhansaoji/s…

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🚨 The decision is in—Artemis II is a go. Launch is scheduled for 6:24 p.m. ET tonight as NASA begins full fueling operations, with weather currently 80% favorable.

Take me down to the parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly.

BREAKING NEWS: Kristi Noem is stepping away from politics to spend time motorboating her husband.

@TheExpanseRPG Yay

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@Passionweiss he moves like a tiktok girl doing an animated disney impression

Camp Lo performing "Luchini" and "Black Nostaljack" on MTV's Oddville in '97