Robyn ❥❥

@DisneyDLV solutions for missing moonstones? I’m now missing 5000 😭😭 (paid for 2500 and never got free 2500)

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The feminine urge to move to Scotland and start over in a studio apartment and go to pastry school

It’s noon on a Tuesday and idk if I should clean my house or just start drinking

Everything is driving me off the edge lately

Me: why don’t I have any friends? Also me: doesn’t text anyone for 6 months

Why was I forced into buying a house with fucking mould problems? I literally would never have bought this house if I had the fucking choice. I need to move

@SpiritHalloween your “hand wash only” mugs should really say “for decoration only. Do not wash” since the designs come off anyway

Someone convince me getting a cat was a good idea

When I see Fall shit my brain literally goes

My actual life goal is being able to hire someone to do everything for me and not have to do my own baseboards, doors, painting, drywall, etc.

It’s almost Halloweentown season 🎃

…. Wait is this my adhd? Am I going to lose interest in a month? Probably

Seriously considering emptying my office and making it a greenhouse

IF I GUESS YOUR DISCOUNT CODE, LET ME USE IT, DAMN

Me: I’m going to bed early tonight Me 4 hours later: How do master keys work?

About to make a big girl purchase and I’m sobbing 😭

I’ve gotten to the age where things I had as a kid are now “vintage” and ‘coming back into style’ and I’m not ok with it

“I should download life360. Maybe it’d be funny or something” *Realizes I have no friends* 🥲

The proper way to listen to Ain’t Shit - Doja Cat is blasting it in your kitchen and telling your man of 6 years that he ain’t shit and fuck the patriarchy (and him not even reacting cus what’s new?)