StarDrops!

How am I supposed to slam this FEMBOY on the table without my DRINK?! FT. @TheMilkManPan SFX Pack: @OpenNSFWSP

What are you waiting for, Easter?

Smug lil me <3

@TejanoMoreno This guy thinks I'm made out of money... but fine. You get 75 cents and the most firm of handshakes

@Roccdude Make it a full you got a deal

Something new has been added~ Video soon after depending on how many want to see it so soon~

After much consideration I have decided to retire from being a Purple Pikmin. The lack of benefits and life insurance was a big reason for this decision. Sorry for anyone that was looking forward to future PP posts🙇‍♀️ Slime posting will continue once again tomorrow!~ ^o^

Tactical Slime Activated!~

@_PeakPear_ Doesn't seem too tactical to me. Everyone can hear the clapping of your slimy cheeks all around the base, anyway

Stop breathing in my presence, it's disrespectful

@_PeakPear_ YOU CAN'T CANCEL ME I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! YOU PIKKIE PIKKIE PURPLE PIKMIN PBITCH

@Roccdude Did you just call me a fcking PIKKIE!! IMMA GET YOUR ASS CANCELED!!

Today, as of April 1st, I'll be retiring my slimy ways and joining my fellow brethren as a Purple Pikmin~ Please look forward to future Purple Pikmin Posts (Dubbed 'PP posts' for short) and sorry for this sudden notice~ And as a wise man once said- "I feel just like a Purple Pikmin"

@SirLochs @_PeakPear_ With how heavy they are I'd be surprised if they didn't Crack you!

@Roccdude @_PeakPear_ Speak for yourself im cracking the pikmin

@_PeakPear_ Of course, you'd have a problem with pink you uncultured PIKKIE

@Roccdude At least it's not PINK!!

New avi update! I finally lost weight and am now in line with my race's perfect form! I hope you are all content with my update!

Come up with the next caption for me I'm lazy

Had a lovely night on the town with this cute little alien @Roccdude. We stopped into this lovely restaurant, lets just say things took quite the turn after I started yapping to much.... SFX Pack: @OpenNSFWSP

Star's Log #11 Those ZOMPFS shot me down!? Who do they think they are!? All I wanted to do was watch the Area 51 raid! Luckily, though, the only attendee who wasn't horribly mangled said he could help me fix my ship! I don't know why he's taking his pants off, though... FT. @InuzuAD 📸

@asaniiiVR 24! Happy BIRTHDAY

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