JaximusBauer
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JaximusBauer
@RockRolled
I love wrestling. Sports. 24 and Psych are my loves. My die roll for luck was a 0. Insomniac. Vulgar. Never take a chance. Fuck my ankles. #TeamUrameshi
The state of self loathing 👍👍👍👍 เข้าร่วม Eylül 2009
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YOU ARE CURSED!! 🪄
A #WrestleMania MOMENT for @DanhausenAD!
Stream #WrestleMania LIVE RIGHT NOW on the @espn app!
➡️ es.pn/watchwwe
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Capitalist societies need to build walls to keep invaders out.
Commie societies need to build walls to keep its oppressed subjects in.
BCStruggleLeague@BCStruggleLeag
This was one of the worst days in human history. A successful society (East Germany) was brought down by the treason of a few bureaucrats.
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@y3jczl @FadeAwayMedia Its fucking wrestling. You online morons still believe that every time a wrestler gets signed its supposed to be for life. Do you even know this business? An iota?
"You get hired to get fired." -Dutch Mantell
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@FadeAwayMedia Truth talking like he didn’t get fired by this company is frying me
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@Kannon_Fire @Wave2Culture @FadeAwayMedia Dudes been employed for almost 2 decades now? Universally beloved behind the scenes by his coworkers. Yeah what terrible treatment he gets lol
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@Wave2Culture @FadeAwayMedia You mean tv time every week, money to support his family, and stability?
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Hollywood A-Listers are going harder on Timothée Chalamet over this ballet opera shit than they did on Harvey Weinstein
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Charlize Theron spoke about Timothée Chalamet’s recent remarks about ballet and opera, telling the @nytimes, “In 10 years, AI is going to be able to do Timothée’s job, but it will not be able to replace a person on a stage dancing live.”
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Lil Yachty just ruined everything about Trick Williams entrance. My god. Hes fucking awful #wrestlemania
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@AngelMndza @utdprojake @BackupHangman People dont want to see entire shows of video game matches either.
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@utdprojake @BackupHangman AEW is not gonna become the new WWE for the diehards that are sick of watching WWE. You want wrestling we welcome you to AEW but if you’re expecting 15 min promos and 5 min matches sorry it’s not the company for you try TNA
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They sought mainstream coverage and acceptance. Mainstream outlets are burying the show. They do things believing it’ll attract extra casual eyeballs. Casuals on IG, TikTok, Twitter thought the show sucked.
The truth is it’s entertainment for nobody except soulless content creators that attend the event as a show of status. And media partners.
Stephen A has to sit there and pretend to know and care about pro wrestling while his alleged favorite team was playing a playoff game. Remember this when he makes severe, declarative takes on First Take about the NBA playoffs.
It’s a 4 hour ad grab. They’ve even forgone video packages in the name of more ads. They know the audience is a bunch of suckers. You have WWE fans paying $40 to watch this event and defending commercials, you can’t help these people.
WWE has always been about the pomp and circumstance, the pageantry, the theatrics, but it always did its brand of entertainment within the confines of a wrestling promotion. At present, it has never ever felt like less of a wrestling promotion.
I don’t say this because it brings me joy to say, I’m a big fan of numerous talents on the roster. I say it, because it is so blatantly the truth now, and there’s no revoking of access that any company can dangle over me that’ll discourage me from being honest.
Not only is it not actually for the casuals or the hardcores, it’s not even for the wrestlers themselves. I actually feel bad for the talent who still dream of getting their big wrestlemania stage appearance and match. The people on that undercard were background actors. Outside of your top guys, the stars of the show were Hulk Hogan, Wheatley’s American Vodka, RAM Trucks, Minute Maid, and Fanatics.
It’s not going to get better. The people that run this operation are all focused on preserving their backs and making sure the money continues to roll in at the same rate and they’ll do whatever they need to get there, even if it means an extra ad where video packages used to be. Ads where a charming backstage segment used to be.
It’s not for you or me, it’s a ruse. The undercard talent only get to have actual matches on the TVs and the big show hits you over the head that the TV doesn’t actually matter. You’re insulted for caring and paying attention because the TV stories are incongruous with the things that happen on the big show.
In past bad eras of WWE, it was bad wrestling produced by wrestling minds. This is something entirely different. To describe it as a facsimile of wrestling would be too charitable to its proximity to pro wrestling. It is a dystopian, synthetic, cynical, corporatized, vaguely similar recreation of a sports entertainment product and it’s produced by businessmen that’ll free their hands of it and dump it off to the next sucker that’ll buy it the first chance they get.
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@WindyCityWimps @utdprojake @BackupHangman Literally any criticism of aew anything anywhere is fired upon like the Iron Dome
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@utdprojake @BackupHangman If you’re actually a fan of pro wrestling & your first thought is “But AEW sucks too” then you’re not actually a fan. You’re a brand loyalist. Brand loyalists get nothing but “Bragging rights” when their team is winning & make excuses when their team is is being fairly criticized
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Okay, but this new Liv Morgan entrance music is fucking awful. Trouble, trouble, that's this song. #WrestleMania
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@WrestlerHauser So wrestling cant cause head trauma by itself? Fuckin mark.
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@cannibal_saints @NiddyHucik @IANdrewDiceClay Makes sense. I once heard someone say Sid would err on the side of caution, as opposed to say Vader, who would err on the side of making it look more snug. So it makes sense HBK wouldn't have had much issue with him.
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@NiddyHucik @IANdrewDiceClay Sid and HBK always got along by Sid’s own admittance. It could be the people who are higher up in management.
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@SafcDom99 @SAFCPaddy The ironic thing, the left CONSTANTLY defines their favorite buzzword, empathy, as the ability to care even if something doesnt directly affect us.
Unfortunately that definition goes quiet when it involves "someone much richer than me"
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@SAFCPaddy It’s not defending billionaires it’s defending people with any sort of ambition, minimum wage goes up so much, if this 10:1 policy comes into place I might aswell leave my job and go stack shelves
Or a better option move to a country who values skilled workers
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@expired_fuse @PatMcAfeeShow @CodyRhodes Lmao espn barely makes any good sports content to begin with anymore. Fight the bigger battle instead of acting like Pat and wrestling is the problem lol. ESPN has been shit for over 15 years.
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@RockRolled @PatMcAfeeShow @CodyRhodes Both shows were pathetic and couldn't make 10 minutes before turning on Eisen to listen about actual sports. Not dudes in tights grabbing each other play fighting like clowns.
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Ladies and gentlemen..
This is what we walked into this morning thanks to @CodyRhodes…
THANKS TO OUR SECURITY CAMERAS
HERE’S THE FOOTAGE #PMSLive
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