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@MoistValgina People think they have so much privacy in their cars. BRO, you’re literally surrounded by windows.

Saw a grown adult man pick his nose and eat it in the car next to me

@alphabinkyy What type? White caulk? Black caulk?

on my way to walmart for a caulk

Streaming isn’t fun anymore. This might be the beginning of the end for me.

@MoistValgina When I was in the Marines, if a Marine was outside of height and weight standards (overweight) we referred to them as a Fat Body. It was definitely very derogatory.

Serious question for anybody who falls into this category. Is being called "fat-bodied" actually less offensive than being called "obese"?? Because to me, fat-bodied sounds worse... What do you prefer??

Death Valley National Park is honestly dope AF.

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I’m having a really shit day.

@ComfyMels Actually to be more specific, you can sell 600, $2 tickets for a raffle. That’ll give you $200 for whatever item is being raffled. Minimal buy in for ticket buyers with potential to win a nice prize. You make $1000. ☺️

@Rocket_Fit 📝 hmmm… well I’ll try 😂 I couldn’t tell you if I knew 1000 people honestly

How do I make $1000 asap? Asking for me.

@bbjess Go get a second opinion

is there a nice way to tell a medical professional that you think your diagnosis is false and they clearly just want more money ???

Naming my fist child “American Motorsports” @BilmuriTweets

@MoistValgina Oh, looked more like you had practice relieving the built up pressure inside the balloons… 😂

@Rocket_Fit Lots of practice filling up balloons

My college degree may have gone to waste, but all that experience from the "extracurricular activities" is still being put to use today 🥹🥳

@MoistValgina I’m always down for games!

My birthday is tomorrow but I'm omw to celebrate with a little casual birthday dinner now! 🥰 Any of my friends up for games later???

@asstranaut Go off queen!

Really resisting the urge to make A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms my entire personality…

@AndyHolloway Andy lookin like peak Jesse Pinkman.

Old man achievement unlocked. 18 years as a Costco member. 👴

@meganjewells Read this too quickly and thought it said “I’m kinda proud of that. I think it means I’m autistic” 😅

I realized today that I am the villain in certain people’s eyes. I gotta say though, I’m kinda proud of that. I think it means I’m authentic 😌☺️

@MoistValgina Take advantage of the situation and rock the monocle

This is not my week 😔😭 I just want to cry but that's only gonna make my vision more blurry