Rogue Dad, M.D.

Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.

I can’t stop crying

I never thought Donald Trump and Stephen Miller would be the ones to finally force me into being a defender of the 2nd Amendment.

That the group that is considered a terrorist organization by the US government is targeting military bases, while the country that is armed and funded by the US government is targeting civilians and residential areas should be pretty shocking to a lot of people.

@DrEJahangir was an astronaut finalist twice. Now he is flying to space with Blue Origin on #ns26 Read his story:

Six years ago he went viral after performing a science experiment on his parents. Now he started a business in my basement - introducing Realms Edge custom 3-D printing, brought to you by the boy who proved the Tooth Fairy wasn’t real! RealmsEdgeLLC.com

4 pearls of wisdom for every medical professional to start your day: 1) self care is not selfish 2) Setting boundaries = how people will treat you 3) Don’t let people take advantage of your altruism 4) Just because you can doesn’t mean you “should” #MedTwitter

UN warns of ‘blatant disregard for basic humanity’ in Gaza warfare cnn.com/2023/12/05/mid…

Queso = Spanish for cheese K, so... = Midwestern for here’s the plan and you might not like it

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

CVS/Caremark: $300 billion revenue per year Median physician salary: $208k The media: Why are physicians so greedy do they hate America?

Does age of the child matter when it comes to c-spine injury evaluation? This #PECARN study by @JCLeonardMDMPH, @nkuppermann showed that an age-stratified model does not❌ improve sensitivity in identification of C-spine injuries in children 0-2 y/o🍼. bit.ly/30NVVoj

EMS providers assess the risk of cervical spine injuries (CSI) in children with blunt trauma—this #PECARN study looked at EMS-observed historical, mechanistic, and physical exam factors with CSI in children 🚑 bit.ly/38Sadbq #PEM @nkuppermann @pedsemergmed @roguedadMD

The author provided that information AFTER the findings, and doesn't acknowledge that Instacart prices often don't reflect in-store prices. It makes their results and conclusion meaningless. One would think an "editor" would catch that but I guess not.

If you want to know why understanding scientific methods is important, read this @CNET article comparing prices at Trader Joe's to a local grocer. They went to TJ in person but other prices came via Instacart, which marks up grocery prices. cnet.com/home/kitchen-a…

Someone been eating Nana’s food at work and she ain’t happy

Joey Chestnut getting introduced like he’s all of The Avengers rolled into one

@screamingmd I *love* Moana!

Recently shared with a patient in the ED (a young girl) I had never seen Frozen. After the shock wore off this subsequently led to her making me promise I would watch the movie ASAP, cemented w/a pinky swear. This is a thread of thoughts as I watch it 1/?

Ok that's the end of the live tweet of Frozen! For the few people who read this -- curious your thoughts on this movie. In terms of engaging characters and plot this is a middle tier Disney movie to me (at best), but obviously the world et large feels differently

Okay so this is end of the movie... I know *nothing* about Frozen 2. I seriously hope there is someone else with super powers and we get to see Elsa flex her powers. But not something cliche like someone who shoots fire, but maybe instead they are already made of ice