Kendall Roy, Analyst 1

Big bear bellies, bigger bear glories. Fat Bear Week is here.

It’s been a minute… but your girl is BACK 📱

Woke up early. There was no worm.

Start spreading the neWs 🍎

Watching clips from last night. Was confused who was standing behind Trump. “That’s JD Vance” No. Impossible. I’ve seen photos of him I think I know what he looks like.

>fell for it again award

Beaver W

5 or 6 episodes in and I’m already starting to like this Homer guy lol

Imagine if teeth were flaccid and got hard when u were hungry. Like your mom asks if u wanna eat but you say no but she sees your teeth are hard and says “don’t lie look how hard you are for mommy” and then she gives u some food. Who’s building this.

are you seeing this shit my liege

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

@LuxuryWatchGuy1 @ROLEX

55.5k followers is crazy I made this account as a joke F it….i am gonna raffle off a vintage Rolex datejust because I love you all and I’m a little tipsy Get this post to 5,500+ Likes ReTweets Comments And it’s a done deal 🤝 Rules are as follows: 1) comment or tag your fav watch brand, like, and follow to qualify 2) retweet illl count you twice 3) free shipping in the USA ONLY *P.S I’m gona raffle it off anyway if we don’t hit those numbers yall are family

Nick Castellanos - 08/19/2020

GO OUTSIDE AND GET THE STOCK MARKET UP!!!

The @Mets were 28-37 on June 12th. Then... Grimace. #LGM