The Ghetto Monk

Dawg these Detroit potholes will knock a tampon out a bitch

Be honest, do you talk to yourself??

Men strictly based on your face card, can you pull women?

Your first thought when you open this fridge is ……

imagine what 🐱 smelled like in the 1800’s good lord

Do we all agree that Mondays are chest days?

y’all remember we use to jump out of swings mid air??? High af??? Wtf was we thinking 😭

A bih will see you huffin & puffin & still won't sck yo dck‼️

When life gives you lemon, you make lemonade out of it . So what if life gives you pepper ?

Having male bestfriends funny as hell😂😂

Facts about men that don’t like birthdays: - They are low maintenance - They like being alone - They’re used to making themselves happy - They measure life in progress and not dates. - They pour into others more than they receive. - They don’t like drama.

Detroit is really the perfect city to take a road trip from. Toronto, Chicago, Indy and Cincinnati are only 4 hours away. Columbus and Cleveland are less than 3 hours.