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@itsflockyczn now i got to find my roller skates

Hours

The crowd in Vancouver for the Raptors game is chanting “we want Grady” I’m pretty sure they’re actually saying “we want (insert his last name here)

Old time “playa” from the 70’s just walked past me. He smelled like Ultra Sheen and Vaseline #hairandfaceshined #brightlikeadiamond

I’ll go first - Twilight Zone

Ting-a-ling a ling!!!

@the_illipina This whole time I thought Toronto had some over the top talent Little did I know

@the_illipina Without pics did it really happen?

I tried a STUSH patty today for the first time (and the last) I'd rather eat your belly button lint. I'd rather eat A Warden station RAT patty I'd rather eat worms I'd rather eat Jaime Oliver's "punchy jerkrice" #turrible #thatsmytoronto

@the_illipina When you buy it and wear it on Halloween you need to post the pictures

Jimmy Butler is destined to win the next Rupaul’s drag race #bookit

Steeve Ho You Fat is my new favourite basketball player. Can you guess why? It's because he's from French Guiana #heneedsatendaycontract #nbabasketball #NBAnews #thenamesaysalot #damnhoyoufat #raptorsneedhim

I was on my way to a Michelin star restaurant but then I saw that bully beef was on sale at @nofrillsCA #changeofplans #bullybeefandrice #hautecuisine #thatsmytoronto

I don’t know about you but I’m patiently awaiting the new TSwift song where she sings about how TKelce did her wrong #ismellahitsong

Anybody interested in moving to Coquitlam with me? #Ilivetomakeyouuncomfortable

Dear @NFL and @FOXSports FYI. Nobody has tuned in to the @Chiefs vs @ChicagoBears game to see it turn into the TSwift show #pleasemakeitstop

@the_illipina I stay at that level

@the_illipina Only one??

Krispy Kreme sells bags of sugar in donut form #provemewrong

CALLIPYGIAN!!!