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Andover, England เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2018
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A View From Yorkshire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary, I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator. I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme. Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate. I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave. You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise. Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount. For £35,000 I will:    •   Leave quietly.    •   Not require a press conference.    •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.    •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport. I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme. Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus. Who knew? While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes. May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue. In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on. If successful, I promise to:    •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).    •   Not stage a protest on the runway.    •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice. All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV. Yours in hopeful relocation, A slightly confused taxpayer
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Russells Refinishing
Russells Refinishing@RussellsRefini1·
@models_by_Russ A brilliant post & my sentiments entirely 👏👏 This Liebour government are a disgrace.
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ClarksonsFarm
ClarksonsFarm@ClarksonsFarm1·
Repost!🤝🇬🇧
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Nana Akua
Nana Akua@Nanaakua1·
So excited to announce my engagement to this amazing man 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
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Russells Refinishing
Russells Refinishing@RussellsRefini1·
Removal of a nasty little scratch on the tailgate of this #nissan #navara. Some minor scratches can be polished out but unfortunately this was a little too deep but no trouble for our expert technicians, using #baslacpaints.Give us call on: 07881 822620 russellsrefinishing.co.uk
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ClarksonsFarm
ClarksonsFarm@ClarksonsFarm1·
Please show support through reposting, liking or commenting.🙏🏻 We’re all in this together!🤝🇬🇧
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Russells Refinishing
Russells Refinishing@RussellsRefini1·
@RupertLowe10 Totally agree Rupert, we need to bring back pride in our Great country. We can start by getting rid of this government 🇬🇧
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Rupert Lowe MP
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10·
I am proud of Britain and what we have given to the world - no nation has done more. Let's shout about it, and importantly teach children about our incredible contribution to human progress. I am unashamedly British and proud. No guilt, no apologies, no reparations.
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ClarksonsFarm
ClarksonsFarm@ClarksonsFarm1·
If you’re a farmer struggling with your mental health, you can text the word 'Hawkstone' to the number 85258 for a professional, confidential, 24/7 chat line. With mental health struggles on the climb throughout the industry, PLEASE reach out to anyone if you’re struggling. Repost this please, it could help someone. 🤝
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Rupert Lowe MP
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10·
If you're worried about what uncontrolled mass immigration is doing to your children's future, or hold concerns about a hotel filled with young foreign males in your town, or you see how your community has changed right in front of your eyes over the last decade - never feel alienated, or like you're having thoughts you shouldn't. None of this is normal. You're not the one who should be ashamed. Our incompetent political establishment has allowed this to happen, and wants you to feel guilty for their repeated failures. The blame lies squarely with our inept governing class - both Conservatives and Labour. British people are fundamentally decent. We want to help others, but we have reached a tipping point. This cannot go on. We cannot solve the world's problems, when our own country is in such a dire state. It's that simple. It's just not possible. There is nothing wrong, racist or whatever else about wanting to put the British people first. Don't let anyone tell you, or make you feel, otherwise.
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Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧
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ADMIN POST Today we celebrate Tommy's birthday. Today we remind ourselves of the sacrifice he has made for freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and most importantly, freedom to tell the TRUTH. Tommy is languishing in a cell, in a high security cat B prison, even though he is a cat D CIVIL prisoner. Let us all take some time to reflect on his sacrifice, and his unwavering, uncompromising mission to tell the truth, no matter the cost. The government wanted him SILENCED because he had information that countered their manufactured narrative about an alleged racist English boy who 'waterboarded' an innocent Syrian asylum seeker. Tommy exposed politicians, celebrities, the media, local government, he exposed them all for playing their part in a pernicious LIE. One that destroyed an entire community and it's school in Almondbury, leaving children and teachers behind as 'collateral damage'.
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Mervyn's Coaches
Mervyn's Coaches@MervynsCoaches·
This year, we proudly attended the 68th UK Coach Rally in Blackpool, where we had the honour to win the Smartest Uniformed Driver & Courier Award! @UKCoachRally
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Mervyn's Coaches@MervynsCoaches·
Another addition to our fleet! We have recently acquired a 53 seater executive coach. With USB chargers, WC, leather interior and plenty of luggage room. It has many other nice comforts for you to enjoy a nice day out with us!
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