John Rutherford

@AndyLeonard nice we had some baby cukes earlier in the summer but it is too hot to grow anything now. Does that half a coke bottle trick work?

First cuke! :{> instagram.com/p/CDSA5SdBBis/…

My new favorite game is to try to leave the zoom meeting before the host can end the meeting. I am 22 out of 29 for meetings this week

RIP Denny O'Neil, I got a Joker TPB when I was a kid and "The Joker's Five Way Revenge" really turned me on to Batman comics. Batman and the Joker wouldn't be who they are now without Denny

Monopoly was causing too much strife in the family so we decided to play risk instead. We no longer turn our backs on each other when we leave rooms.

Down to 10% battery. Why do I keep looking stuff up on IMDB and checking twitter?!?

Good stuff from @Warwick_Rudd on Azure Data Studio today. I am going to go install and mess around with it right now. #PASSSummit

@shadyrudy Maybe this was just who I always was. An open source guy trapped in the body of a MS SQL DBA.

@RutherfordTX 🙃

I've been in a MongoDB, a linux, a python and now an open source software session. Definetely different from my normal #passsummit session choices

@TracyBoggiano thanks for all the great info on open source monitoring. I think that will be great for monitoring our current postgres servers and any SQL servers we build on Linux. #PASSSummit

Getting ready to learn about python from @statcowboy should be good even though he is an Aggie. #passsummit #hookem

Got lots of good loot for my girls at the exhibitor reception. It easy when they are excited about stickers, rubber ducks and pop sockets.

Learned everything I need to know to convert my history tables to temporal tables. Thanks @DBAduck #passsummit

@SQLvariant thanks for all the great POSH info. Lots of new tools for me to start using. #PassSummit2019

@jayfalck @AngelaTidwell @Kevin3NF I'm gonna head over for my free beer in a bit if anyone would like to give me shit in person.

@AngelaTidwell @Kevin3NF @RutherfordTX is here. I’ve seen him more in Seattle than Austin. 😀

Great start to #PassSummit2019 with a fantastic pre-con from @erinstellato Thanks for the great Query Store info!

Starting the day off right with a Big Tex breakfast taco from the Salt Lick at the austin airport.

I just watch My Cousin Vinny with the girls. I don't think they have heard the F word that many times since I built their PlayScape.

I've had a complete roll reversal with my support engineer. I just asked him to check the build level of his SQL 2017 box and make sure he has at least CU6 installed.

It really feels like a win when you open a support ticket then figure out the issue before MS. Apparently they added a table to the distribution database in 2016. rutherfordtx.com/2019/05/issue-…

Caught up on GOT on Friday and watched Avengers today. I can finally stop being afraid of the internet. #stopthespoilers #DontSpoilTheEndgame