⛧Ryan Shady⛧

My child has been abducted. 🤣

April Fools Day is every day for me. 😐

@dave_denike Not for this one. 🤣

@RyanShady No DNA required!

Good lookin’ kid. The guy on the right ain’t bad either.

@reedroderick12 He’s definitely a no doubter lol.

@RyanShady Man that's your twin

I was today’s year old when I found out I have ADHD surely the Cowboys can get Pickens’ contract worked out.

@ThomasShann65 You can’t believe a damn thing people say nowadays.

Watching #CowboysNation X accounts jump the shark have been one of the biggest heart breaks on here. Dudes start out fun and genuine and once they get a little taste of that attention we start getting full on engagement baiting. Very few stay true to themselves.

@Kelly_K_9 @MickeydMark 💀That Uber driver was PISSED dawg.

@RyanShady @MickeydMark Lmfao...uhhhh yeah. Shit got crazy all before 8 o'clock 🤣🤣🤣

Anyone know how to steal a street sign? Asking for a friend.

@MickeydMark @Kelly_K_9 I know bro. The night before was a FIASCO. Lol

@RyanShady @Kelly_K_9 Yall cannot just go somewhere without trouble 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Kelly_K_9 @MickeydMark That was my three good throws. 😐🔥

@RyanShady @MickeydMark 🤣🤣🤣 you did almost wreck his bar... like 3 times. 💀💀

@MickeydMark @Kelly_K_9 For reals bro. I apparently get over excited when my dart actually hits the board. 🥴

@RyanShady @Kelly_K_9 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Kelly_K_9 @MickeydMark If my dumbass had wrecked your friend’s bar one more time, I probably would need hospital money lol. 🤦🏼‍♂️

@RyanShady @MickeydMark lol...true

@Jamesbalboni That’s honestly not a bad idea lol.

@RyanShady A battery operated Sawall with a fresh metal blade!!

@Too_MuchCamber Send it lol.

@RyanShady I’ll send you my Amazon list

@SingSellPray @76stacc I’m sure there is lol.

@76stacc @RyanShady It lives up to its name, too. Always some Shady business going on. Lol.

@MickeydMark We should still have some money in the Shady & @Kelly_K_9 bail funds. 😅

@RyanShady 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@aggiemilkman17 Yep. That would be me. Lol

@ILLusiveCraver @Too_MuchCamber

@Too_MuchCamber @RyanShady Hilarious but true. Near where I grew up there is a road called Horneytown. So many got stolen they started putting GPS trackers on them 😂

@Too_MuchCamber Can you confirm or deny which tools you did or didn’t use? Lol

@RyanShady I cannot confirm or deny that I have procured a few signs.

@76stacc Let’s goooo! Lol

@RyanShady There is a Shady Lane in East Austin too

@the1212todd 🤣🤣🤣

@RyanShady "I'm sorry, your Honor. I've never heard of him before."