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Ryan Simkin
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Ryan Simkin
@RyanSimkin
Co-Founder and COO of booster. @boosterplatform now LIVE.
West Hollywood, CA เข้าร่วม Kasım 2012
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Beware the white kid who did nothing growing up but take monster threes from the end of his suburban driveway.
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We're sorry to add to the chaos, but Salvador Dali was alive at the same time as Kevin Durant.
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Today doesn’t officially begin until you watch the “Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama” video
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This is peak college baseball pettiness:
- Oklahoma's Jaxon Willits hits HR & spike bat in front of Texas A&M dugout
- Texas A&M head coach Michael Earley chucks the bat toward the backstop
- Earley & Oklahoma's coaching staff exchange F-bombs
THIS LEAGUE. 🤣
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@AndyAitcheson Don’t expect to be hooked after 1 episode. Or 2-3. The Wire is different.
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“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time!”
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@cadlymack When those calls come in, answer them, wait 5 seconds, press 9. You will be added to their “do not call list”.
The process takes about a week but I haven’t gotten a scam call in over a month. It’s glorious.
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If Apple came up with an iPhone that would just automatically delete a voicemail when the phrase “personal loan” appears anywhere in it, I would pay double.
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Once people find out he was trapped in some sort of Brewster’s Millions situation, everybody will owe Pete a big apology.
Chuck Schumer@SenSchumer
Hegseth spent $93 billion in one month – roughly the cost of extending the ACA tax credits for THREE YEARS. But instead of lowering American’s healthcare costs, Hegseth used millions of taxpayer dollars on fruit baskets, Herman Miller recliners, ice cream machines, Alaskan King Crabs, and a Steinway & Sons grand piano. A true grifter in every sense of the word.
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@MJMcKean @MJMcKean about an hour ago, at the @mrbobodenkirk retrospective @LargoLosAngeles I sneezed, and from the stage, you said “bless you”.
Thank you.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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He noticed a frog hanging out on his fence, so he 3D-printed a tiny house for it. Then he started upgrading it, adding plants, a pool, and more. Now it’s basically a frog mansion… and more frogs have moved in.
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Dirty Dancing is a different movie when you watch it as a parent.
Baby’s dad wasn’t unreasonable. She was 17 and sneaking around with a Catskills dance instructor who has anger issues and looks at least 40.
Yes, you should be put in a corner. It’s called a time-out, you brat.
There, I said it.
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At a bar and a group of men in their 50s are here doing a live fantasy baseball draft...
All with pen and paper. Not a laptop in sight.
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3/4 Happy Houston Sports Legends Day, to all who celebrate!
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We are THIS close to the best stretch of the year…
• Longer days (clocks spring forward)
• Consistent warm weather
• Baseball on every night
• Grilling season
• Major golf tournaments
• March Madness
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