SAMANTHA SADE

Hang that 🥷🏽 now! I got the rope right here.

Wife said Happy Birthday.. We in the nosebleeds… I said “ Biche idgaf !!! “ we in that hoe 🙌🏾😂😂

beyoncé’s hard drive still missing… tina’s gumbo making people sick… matthew don’t wanna give tina credit… jay-z talking to blue about his s*xual assault allegations… julez kissing a lady older than his mama… the ghëys on twitter fighting over white house visits and t-shirts… meanwhile solange somewhere in the world like…

Thanks to Democrats’ shutdown, TSA workers have gone 85 DAYS without a paycheck and the resources they need to keep us safe. Meanwhile, these same DC Democrats — who make over 3x MORE — keep collecting paychecks because they say they have bills to pay. WHAT ABOUT TSA WORKERS?! THEY HAVE BILLS, TOO! Enough of the crap — we need to pass my No Budget, No Pay Act NOW. If Dems won’t pay TSA, they shouldn’t be paid either.

American citizen at Newark Airport: They're here to help. They're not bothering nobody. As long as they can get me on my flight, I'm good to go.

Pussy is now the leading cause of throat cancer and these hoes all think they pussy getting ate LMAOOOOO

Wtf was Michael Jackson talkin about on Beat It

cancer, you're falling in love during a one-night stand. make it count.

Samuel L.Jackson and Judge Judy have been besties for years; known to have travelled & dined together, with Judge Judy being instrumental in helping him quit smoking.

LOLOLOL What a fucking joke