Jawn Handcock IV

Universities with the best burners 1. Auburn T-2. Virginia Tech T-2. South Carolina 4. Ole Miss 5. Michigan State 6. Pitt 7. Tennessee 8. NC State 9. LSU 10. Florida

Hat and sneakers at the Pike National Convention. Shrink the absolute fuck out of this kid. No class #shrink #pikeu #phiphi #fucku

Blue pow draft this AM. Different type of hung today #bluepow #lank

@IRIran_Military Yeah yeah go fuck yourself

Started work today. Think I’m gonna call in sick tomorrow #thematrix #shrink #job #employment

@SoakingSlov Needs spanking bad

u like that shit?

@BryanFi99351069 Here we go.

@SBaileyiv Jawn, The Vodka Mule in the 8 slot could be dangerous. I wish you good luck! Best, Bryan

Bullpen game. Going to Wisconsin to start the first two. Then onto our lights for the 3rd and 4th and 5th. Then going to some of our less reliables for the 6-8. And going to need to pick up a closer along the way.

Can’t wait to get back to school so I can blackout and put up 45 shots a night #lank #fbgm

@chloe_rigdon It must be like a Chinese finger trap right?

Could wallow in the ocean for hours

@MarkMyers65 Most likely 🪵

Screaming sorority girl

Great to be home #expand #pca4mvp

@GorebelsMeyers Ik the Hamms farts you had for the next 48 hours were deadly

Sorry Kamala. I hope your not offended

@SoakingSlov Kedon, I’m glad to see you are going with a better choice, a beer, instead of your usual dirty martini. This is a huge step and I’m glad to see you take back control of your life All my love, Jawn

mid week brews. guess who’s at the free throw line

Finished the year with a great darty. Me and the fellas had to flick up (I’m in the mariners jersey) #expand #lank #bitches

@ethelhemsworth Brother knows ball

Ethel is going golfing today! (Yeah #shrink my brothers driver cover)

“Who is this white american boy drinking a rum and coke at 11am yelling chimpanzini bananini” the citizens of Venice all ask in unison #tungsahur

@RoyPooper @gusfring420699 Knowing you’re letting your dad down and not doing anything about it… game has gone soft. Nuke this sorry bout it

7:45 exam tomorrow, no internship, dad is pissed. We ball #6thyear #ridethelightning