slommie

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. HEY!! IM SLOMMIE ʚ( •∞•) returning to twitter •⩊• i draw sometimes sonas: Slommie the Seal Stray the Serval (suit) likes: seals, cats battlefield, halo cooking/baking severe weather truecrime, horror art and pers. posting mainly!

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LOOK AT THEM. THROW MONEY AT THEM. GOIN THEM IN SEAL

✨RENDERED ICON RAFFLE✨ 2 WINNERS enter: 🫧FURRIES ONLY 🫧FOLLOW + RT 🫧reply with SFW ref ENDS: MAY 4th 2026

@PRTTYH8MCHINE Hell yeahhhhh ty for the chance my fellow seal Here's stray, with the ears

Hey mutuals and followers, I don't feel like drawing my OCs right now but I want to draw some symmetrical headshots. Send me your anthro or human characters and I might do something along any of these lines.

@PRTTYH8MCHINE thank you bro i have every person on X following me now thanks to you

@SLOMMIESEAL Manifesting eight decillion followers for you by tomorrow

monthly kofi rewards!

pump it up

@NorthcatC applied and shared! Thank you so much for the opportunity!

🐱FURSUIT HEAD GIVEAWAY 🐱 I’m raffling a custom fursuit head! It's been awhile from my last raffle and i'm itching for a big one~ How to enter: Follow me Fill out the entry form (link below) Comment "applied" or something nice ^^ Share/repost this giveaway for an extra entry

*drags my fat body away wetly*

GUH i want followers on here!

@HootOrbo just put toothpaste on ur gum

They should make toothpaste gum that works the same as regular toothpaste

@50caliberz thats insane 😭 yeah lets just blind anyone in oncoming traffic 4 miles away for me its the lifted trucks or jeeps with 48 inch lightbars, one on the roof and the other on the grill

@SLOMMIESEAL Just wait till you come across LASER headlights while pulling up into a Publix parking lot. Shit was sunburnin my corneas i felt like I got arc eye 💀 When I see neon colored LEDs underneath the lifted Ram/Ford, I already know I'll be close to death

Gender affirming princess trucks gotta go because if you're blinding me with ur 200k lumen LEDs I'm jumping through your window and we're both going down. "But i can't see if there's animals" get glasses because i see everything with piece o shit halogens on an '02 chevy

borzoi

losers see someone enjoying hobbies and being their authentic self and get so mad bc they're a furry

@HootOrbo see you in court bozo (∩｡• ᦍ•｡)

@SLOMMIESEAL I’d never do this. Slander

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