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If you insult me in any of my comments, I will drag your whole family and ridicule them. I don't insult people or go under anyone's post to insult them. If you insult me just to chase clout, you'll go to bed crying. That, I promise you

@goroz1234547924 @the_Lawrenz Check my profile. You pauper

@SMURFIYY @the_Lawrenz Poor man's mindset

Work-life balance 😂😂😂

@b_dodondawa @the_Lawrenz Check my profile

@SMURFIYY @the_Lawrenz better hustle. so you’d show us your car to

@Jelitics What is wrong with you for fucks sake?

one more $1,000,000 nba bet to hit 10m pnl?

@Wizarab10 Alfa dick E wo ni epe now You go marry by fire by force. Wedding na last Saturday of this month

God will take you before Ramadan

@jon_d_doe I think you need to explore the use of AI to make videos and address people with your current DP. Use that picture to make videos of your advice. I think it will be better than sharing screenshots from X. TikTok is known for videos mostly.

I think it's time to do some justice on tik tok. I just posted this on that stupid app.

@RoyalFamily @officialABAT Did you advice him on how to help us in Nigeria as our president? We are dying in silence

This morning, at Windsor Castle, The King and Queen bid farewell to President Tinubu and Mrs Tinubu of Nigeria.

@OluchyyRaregem Now you know how it feels. When you were billing that boy who was knacking you just two weeks ago, you didn’t pity him. Now your brother is being billed and you dey vex.

he asked my mum for 150k for ‘departmental fee’… only for me to find out it’s for his girlfriend’s phone 😭

@Sambetting_tips We no even send his papa

Why banks dey hide him face online ??

@john322226 @grok where is the video?

I just see a video of Cubanna chief priest and seyi Tinubu and president Tinubu in Uk. Na only God know the kind big bags for chiefpriest possession now for am to Dey this loyal. That man na confirm hustler😂😂

@Hybrid_Ola We Nigerians always do this. We copy people once we see they are selling well. We don’t think outside the box. On a single street, within 200 metres, you can see up to 12 different stores selling the same thing. @grok, how can we educate people about this?

She’s angry her neighbor is selling the same thing as her 😂 Competition don land for her street.

@Owiggy_ But it is not that easy. You need the number associated with your BVN to receive OTP. They will ask for a selfie, and it must match the picture you took when you registered your BVN. So, how will they be in debt? I’m curious, how will they use it? @grok any idea?

If this NIN story is true and the stories surrounding that catfish account about begging for money, loan, are also true, there’s high chance that people will enter gbese in the future without even knowing how they entered it.

@Hybrid_Ola Everything is content to her. I’m not surprised Those guys also call that name before they kaboom everywhere

What is Papaya doing ????

@TalentedFBG Dude What happened to the 1 billion that we have been trying for a couple of weeks?

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@Hybrid_Ola That Steph also did She/he was getting all the pictures from IG. Telling us she/he was a medical doctor in Abuja

That Temmy woman don defend catfish 🤣

@Hybrid_Ola Just like that fake page with the name STEPH that said she is a medical doctor in Abuja. The account is owned by a man who sells perfume. After being called out, he deleted it immediately. I wonder what he’s using to catfish people now.

Another account owned by a man 😂 If you like be deceived

@SundayDareSD My leader Well done sir

OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY TO THE GOVERNMENT OF THE FEDERATION PRESS RELEASE PRESIDENT TINUBU DIRECTS POLITICAL APPOINTEES SEEKING ELECTIVE OFFICE TO RESIGN BY MARCH 31, 2026 President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, has directed all political appointees under his administration who intend to contest elective offices in the forthcoming 2027 general elections to resign their appointments on or before March 31, 2026. The directive is pursuant to the provisions of Section 88(1) of the Electoral Act, 2026, as well as the timetable issued by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) for party primaries ahead of the 2027 general elections. In a circular signed by the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Sen. George Akume, CON, which was issued by the Permanent Secretary General Services Office, Dr. Ibrahim Abubakar Kana, mni, the resignation requirement applies to all categories of presidential political appointees who wish to participate in the forthcoming party primaries or seek nomination for any elective office, which include the following: Honourable Ministers, Honourable Ministers of State, Special Advisers to the President, Senior Special Assistants to the President, Special Assistants the President, Personal Assistants to the President, All Directors-General, and Chief Executive Officers of Federal Government Parastatals, Agencies, Commissions, and Government-owned Companies, as well as all Other Political Appointees of the President. Accordingly, all affected officials are required to submit their formal resignation letters through the Office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation not later than March 31, 2026. President Tinubu emphasised that the measure is necessary to ensure full compliance with electoral laws, uphold transparency in the political process, and promote a level playing field for all aspirants ahead of the elections. He urged all concerned officials to take note of this directive and ensure strict compliance, reaffirming the administration’s commitment to strengthening democratic institutions and promoting credible electoral processes in Nigeria. Dewan Nengak Goshit Head, Information & Public Relations For: Secretary to the Government of the Federation

@NigAffairs @woye1 @grok is this true?

BREAKING: President Tinubu has directed all political appointees who intend to contest elective offices in the 2027 general elections to resign their appointments on or before March 31, 2026. The directive, announced in a circular issued by SGF George Akume, affects various officials, including ministers, ministers of state, special advisers to the president, senior special assistants, special assistants, personal assistants, directors-general, and chief executive officers of federal government parastatals, agencies, commissions and government-owned companies, as well as other political appointees of the president.

@Hybrid_Ola So, the laptop guy got scammed after scamming us? Is that it?

The 10k Laptop guy released a statement today to call out ‘Lady B’ Lady B is part of the 10k Laptop project team, and Ayilola just revealed that the account is actually being managed by a man He admitted that they were deceived, as ‘Lady B’ doctored voice calls to sound like a woman

@jon_d_doe And if she asks you who told you to do so, tell her that Agba Jonh Doe on X did and give her his handle.

If your girlfriend's mother calls you to ask for 20k. Tell her that you'll give her 100k and that she should meet you at a hotel. You'll fuck her. End.