STONED

Imagine finding out that your only daughter, at the age of 16, had started smoking weed. As a parent, how would you handle the situation?

Dat right hook crazy took him a min to process it 📷

too many people no know say your true intention dey always show, no matter how you try to hide am.

Smoke pot look hot and love a lot

Ask your partner if you can record a sex tape of you two. If he/she agrees they're all yours, if they don't, you know what's up.

There's always that one cousin in your family that understands you

And he never showed up....

Pple be like "do what makes u happy" then suddenly got a problem when I'm drunk again 😭

14 years old girls nowadays 😂

Nobody: Opay. 'Nod' 'Turn left' 'Turn right' 'Blink' 'Open your mouth' 'Open your preek' Me:

hot take: Sydney Sweeney is the 2nd most unattractive girl I’ve ever seen… right after Billie Eilish. If you’re a guy and you find either of them hot, you’re actually sick.

Natural talent gets you to the starting line, but hard work and effort gets you to the finish.

Officer: You dey smell like Cana and you dey tell me say na air freshener?

When politicians say " We are all in the same boat. "

Facts on Facts, you have to be sensible when it comes to these stars ⭐. Seeing a player I banter real life and you expect me to banter am, the way I go take HUG AM ehn. UNA NO GO BELIEVE, let's be wise

men, what’s the worst thing a girl has ever done to you because you refused to send her money ?

My husband sent me this on his way home from work. I don't know how to take his pain away, what should I do 😭

Trying to fly, not sure about the landing yet. 🫣

Shower ???

you gotta move like you know God got you

how u contact yo bitch when u blocked on everything?