Scott Taje

My boomer uncle has $430,000 in his 401k. Won't turn the heat above 67. Still clips coupons. Hasn't bought new shoes in four years. Saving it. For what, I asked once. He thought about it for a long time. "I don't know," he said. "Emergencies."

If you can squat and bench press your body weight… And deadlift 2x your body weight… Your part of the top 5% of strongest people in the world.

Would you add ketchup, mustard, or mayonnaise? 🤔

@interesting_aIl @sisterfister4 how’s the technique?

Installing 35% ceramic tint

@DKnull9 @frank_seravalli I won’t elaborate on which one I think you’re missing.

@STaters19 @frank_seravalli 😂😂

Hockey world: I'm looking for a social media savant who craves watching hockey with experience clipping and a finger on the pulse. That sound like you? Come join our team. If you're interested, send me a DM with a resume or experience that highlights your social media presence.

This hit a little too close to home... 😭

Me reading my 4-foot putt for bogey before it lips out.

RYAN NUGENT-HOPKINS AND NEAL PIONK FOR THE FEATHERWEIGHT BELT 🥊

What needs to happen for you to become a fantasy champion tonight?

@KPapetti 1) Marchand is a lock, Stone on bubble 2) hyman > Johnston 3) Jarvis prob won’t be ready in time 4) I’m picking Marchand, Bennett, Suzuki, Hyman (if Bedard isn’t ready)

Latvia hit with a five-minute major following a high check from Martins Klaucans on Zayne Parekh. Correct call?

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Good Will Hunting turns 28 today. No other movie scene quite captures the feeling of encountering a smug social media know-it-all, only to watch someone step in and annihilate them. God bless you, online saviours.

A husband’s public apology. 😂

I think television peaked in 2014...

Bad golfers don’t appreciate how truly awful you can be at golf and still be fun to play with. 1. Play fast 2. Pick up if more than triple 3. Have great etiquette and awareness 4. Be a good vibe I’ve had some of my most fun playing with total hacks.

$DUOL is going to be an extraordinary success. @LuisvonAhn explains how $DUOL is set to become the personalized superhuman AI tutor for billions of daily active users. In my view, making $DUOL a (multi) trillion $ company in time.

@GrantHorvatGolf You got spudded.

I saw the argument of a scratch golfer competing in an LPGA event. So I went and played Nelly Korda from the same tees at her home course. It’s my next video dropping and I think you guys will really enjoy it. Prediction’s?

@Compsy83 @bnicholsonsmith Great choice.

@bnicholsonsmith @STaters19

Devon White will throw out the ceremonial first pitch at Rogers Centre tonight