Fumbles — the Abby — ♿️🪽🚒🏒

NOBODY wants several jobs. NOBODY!!!!!

Fandom used to just be actual nerds and now it’s normies pretending to be nerds until they’re made slightly uncomfortable by the art and need to make their puritanical loser opinions everyone else’s problem.

in a sea of bodies that look malnourished it’s genuinely life affirming to see her walk around looking just gorgeous & lush.

"i can't believe they burned down a factory" dude, they want $26 for netflix & you have to work for an hour to buy 1 bag of chips i'm amazed more buildings aren't burning at this point

visits the pope → pope dies leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide Man’s got a streak.

I can't 😭😭😭😭

🚨🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Opposition leader Péter Magyar WINS the election for prime minister of Hungary, defeating Putin and Trump’s ally Viktor Orbán. 🇭🇺

ANIRUDH IS AT COACHELLA WITH HIS WIFE OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE 😭❤️

my coworker: we’re not dating me: you guys go on dates and have sex and you live together and you own a dog and you guys get jealous over each other her: we’re just friends! is this what the 118 feels like when talking to buck & eddie

the perfect scenario for buck’s backyard. eddie diaz, you are wasting our time

an nhl team liked this tweet so i think the answer is yes

the way he unclenches his jaw, man. he was all tension and nerves before seeing buck alive and fighting to get to him. only when he saw him alive, in spite of still being in the middle of danger, eddie was able to breath again.

I literally had to go see this for myself. Sure enough. Apple Maps has removed almost every town in Lebanon from the map while keeping every podunk town in Israel and Syria clearly marked.

Apple has removed Lebanese village names in Southern Lebanon. As Israel invades, they are already setting the state to justify occupation. I’ve never seen something like this.

”so…let me get this right. you denied being in love with me to both maddie and he who shall not be named-” ”his name is tommy-” ”you wanna get dumped on our first date” ”you’re feisty. and so so so very jealous.” ”he was before i even had you so who won?” ”cocky..” ”mhm.”

We don’t need sequels to romcoms, we just want the same actors with great chemistry paired together in new love stories. That’s what actually works, and it’s been proven over and over again. Think about Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, Robert Redford and Jane Fonda, Julia Roberts and Richard Gere, Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler, Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone, Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell, different stories, same great chemistry. Heck, even Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy had charming, funny chemistry in the Before trilogy, and that’s not even a romcom.