Sam Goldfinger

BREAKING: @StoolMintzy has showed back up to Vegas and tackled Kelly Keegs to the floor after she got in the face of Goldfinger @barstoolspringb

@TomScibelli Thank you? Excited to get to know you more Tommy!

The greatest sitcom writers in the world can’t come up with this Sam Goldfinger plot. The world waits on bated breath for him to arrive as a bunch of girls fight about him. Imagine if he just shows up, tells everyone to fuck off, then hooks up with some random hot girl? Cinema

@kellykeegs Looking forward to seeing what you have to say to me since you’re so excited to see me

Looking forward to Sam trying to talk his way out of this blatant fucking lie lol truly cannot w this clown

Wheels up, see yall soon!

@Lariatooo @BarstoolBigCat I’m pulling up like Peter Vincent don’t worry

@SamGoldfinger_ @BarstoolBigCat Might wanna wear some garlic around your neck to ward off Keegs when you arrive

.@BarstoolBigCat if I make it long enough can I also go to tortilla con?

@OhioTate You know my name - Chris Cornell from Casino Royale would work as well

I just got off the phone with Sam Goldfinger. He intends to make it very clear upon his arrival to Las Vegas that the rumor is not true. He also has requested that “Goldfinger” by Shirley Bassey be played as he enters the suite.

.@RobbieBarstool idk when I’ll be able to watch tonight’s episode of daredevil so no spoilers

Just got to Ohare. I can’t sit still thinking about getting to Vegas. Get the soapbox ready I’m gonna clear all this rumor shit up

Queue up the Dolph @nickysmokess

@stoolpresidente I wasn’t expecting to be on camera today

Are we even remotely serious about this kid right now? Look at his shorts! This kid is an enigma! He’s running the whole show apparently

I had a clip to post at noon!

Thank you Dave!

Tonight @RobbieBarstool

We really got a top 5 bond song for a video game Dennis needs to get Lana back his film

We’re bringing back Chubbies this summer. #SkiesOutThighsOut

I have obtained exclusive between the seats footage of Mintzy absolutely dominating the arm rest over the lady next to him. The flight attendant could not remember the last time she saw elbow to elbow coverage spanning from window into the adjacent seat space like this.