Sam.Sprunger

Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

Guess they had to get to @TheOysterPub right away!!

@BroBible Lions/Cowboys

🚨 Turkey Day Football Contest 🚨 Guess the two winners of today’s games and the first five to get it correct will win a koozie! ~ 12:30pm ET : Texans @ Lions ~ 4:30pm ET : Football Team @ Cowboys

Fire this man immediately #bestoflinkedin

@annasprunger98 You got to hang out with Velma!

@annasprunger98 Yeet. Is that how the kids say it?

@Delta @AmericanExpress heads up! Your companion certificate booking functionality is stuck in a loop of “finding flights” and no one from customer service is on the phone desk!

The @CityofOsseo has declared a SNOW EMERGENCY. For parking restrictions and general info, visit: discoverosseo.com/departments/pu…. Please RT. #Osseo

Laugh it up Mayfield...you'll be playing in Cleveland next year! #RoseBowl2018

@NotConnell Hit me up if you want to catch up and grab some Sandy's on Friday or Saturday. Have a good T-day!

@NotConnell Are you in the land of the frozen chosen?

I am a ⚪️woman 🔘man Looking for a ⚪️woman ⚪️man 🔘Memes

@jvdubz Good luck!

Even the Syracuse bench knew this alley-oop was dirty. 💯

Is there anything better than deli olives in life? #Existentialquestions

Not great but a win is a win! #beatdaBears #nfcnorth

Sometimes all you need is 30 Rock and Mac and cheese #isitonlymonday

Retweet this today for a chance to win a dozen free donuts. #BirthdayBash

Current thoughts =🐸☕️

So apparently my car is too new for anyone to change the oil...#firstworldproblems