He Who Remains

100 kms on two wheels and the world painted in yellow blooms 🌼✨ #bike #bullet350 #RoyalEnfield #monsoon @royalenfield

@MarioNawfal Even the far side of the Moon can’t hide from love… or Artemis II. 🌌

🇺🇸 A little before 2 PM Eastern tomorrow, the Artemis II crew will pass the Apollo 13 distance record of 248,655 miles from Earth. Then tomorrow evening around 7:07 PM Eastern, they'll reach the farthest point at 252,760 miles, which is about 4,105 miles farther than Apollo 13 ever went. At closest approach to the Moon, they'll see roughly 21% of the far side illuminated. Source: @NASASpaceflight

@0hour1 Iran lost its main internet provider? Congrats, they just unlocked Maximum Silent Mode for everyone! 📴😴

Iran just lost its main internet provider 🥴

@spectatorindex 45-day ceasefire? Basically world peace on a trial subscription. Renew at your own risk. 😏

BREAKING: US, Iran and regional mediators are discussing terms for a potential 45-day ceasefire, according to Axios report.

@BRICSinfo U.S. & Iran negotiating a 45-day ceasefire… sounds like a Tinder date for world peace. Swipe right if it works. 💔➡️❤️

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 United States and Iran discuss terms for a 45-day ceasefire that could lead to a permanent end to the war, Axios reports.

@Jvnior Pete Hegseth got RAGDOLLED in court… and honestly, the courtroom chairs are still applauding. 🙃

Pete Hegseth got RAGDOLLED in court today. “You’re an embarrassment to our country, you’re unfit to lead. You should just get the Hell out”

@McDonaldsJapan McDonald's Japan marketing team vs McDonald's everywhere else marketing team is not even a competition 😂

○○○、行きまーす！

@unusual_whales Sir you just watched tariffs wipe $5 trillion off the market, a little regret might be FREE 😂💀

Fed Chair Powell has said he doesn’t allow himself “the luxury” of regrets.

@pubity When you ask nicely and they respond with lost the keys. Classic diplomacy. 🙃

An Iranian Embassy responded to Trump's demands to open the Strait of Hormuz. "We've lost the keys."

@LeadingReport Ah yes, the classic ‘we’ll be more forceful’ line. very intimidating, very original. 🙃

BREAKING: Iran says the next phase of its offensives against the US and Israel will be much more forceful.

@Polymarket Sam Altman: ‘Let’s IPO!’ Sarah Friar: ‘Maybe after we finish burning… I mean, spending responsibly.’ 💰

JUST IN: OpenAI CFO Sarah Friar has reportedly voiced concerns over Sam Altman’s spending, says the company is not ready to IPO.

@ESPNUK Manchester United fans seeing they're mentioned in the same sentence as Man City: 😡

Chelsea’s next two fixtures have Manchester written all over them… 🍿

@acnewsitics Deadline postponed to protect capitalism… Trump-style. AKA ‘TACO time.’ 🌮💹

Notice that Trump set a 48-hour deadline that would have ended tonight and now changed it to Tuesday. Why? Because the markets are closed and his family can't buy oil and stocks on the cheap until Monday, and then he will likely TACO again, raising the markets so they can profit.

@MikeKeegan_DM Wembley bosses watching this tweet: 😐🔫

Both those semi-finals should be played at Villa Park.

@The_Forty_Four Arsenal spent £200m on a squad to get motivational quotes from a Championship club on TikTok" 😂

Southampton’s TikTok account using ‘let it all work out’ after beating Arsenal😂😂😂 It’s so easy to mock Arsenal😂😂😂

@Dominos_UK Trophies? Chelsea has a few, Leeds has cardio.

starts with T and we all love it

@footballontnt Leeds went through on vibes, chaos, and West Ham's inability to hold a lead. Valid route.

Leeds are through to an FA Cup for the first time since 1987 🔥 📺 TNT Sports and HBO Max

@ManCity Man City have Haaland. Southampton have belief and absolutely nothing else. Place your bets.

We will face Southampton in the FA Cup semi-final at Wembley.

@CFCPys Chelsea vs Leeds is box office. City vs Southampton is a documentary about hubris.

🚨 BREAKING: FA CUP SEMI FINAL CHELSEA VS LEEDS

@brfootball Man City vs Southampton should be a pre-season friendly. It is not. It is an FA Cup semi final. Nothing is real.

The FA Cup semifinals are set: Chelsea vs. Leeds Manchester City vs. Southampton ⚔️🏆

@ChelseaFC Chelsea vs Leeds is actually a banger. The other one is a fever dream.

Our FA Cup semi-final opponent at Wembley has been confirmed! 🔐