Samuel Conibear

Tamworth? Lost it Mid Beds? Lost it It’s the end of the Tories as we know it

@Beauconibear @clips_classic @HarryEnfield6 Have you seen this film?

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Mike Bassett: England Manager; Constructive advice

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The Sun columnist Rod Liddle talking about Huw Edwards on Newsnight, but writing in The Spectator 2009 about how if he was a teacher he'd "sh*g the kids". "The one thing stopping me from being a teacher was that I could not remotely conceive of not trying to shag the kids. It seemed to me virtually impossible not to, and I was convinced that I'd be right in there fron Day One. We're talking secondary school here by the way and even then I don't think I'd have dabbled much below Year 10..." (Year 10 is age 14/15) Btw @AdamBienkov is a great journalist to follow ⏬

"I hold at your neck the Gom Jabbar, the High-Handed Enemy, o prince with a thousand high-handed enemies..."

Jim Broadbent just jumped to the top of the list to play Putin in the movie. theguardian.com/world/2023/jul…

"Nothing is ick, but the ick itself" - Franklin D Roosevelt #ick #theick #quotes

Bravo Ben Elton 👏👏👏

When you're not doing so well, vote for a better life for yourself. If you are doing quite nicely, vote for a better life for others.

There is a BBC Panorama 'report' on now about the UK and EVs, I thought it was a repeat from 5 years ago as it's the same tired, ill informed, dated opinion piece the BBC puke out again and again. I don't understand their deliberate pro fossil fuel editorial policy. Any ideas?

I just signed the petition calling on Boris Johnson's resignation honours to be blocked. Will you sign too? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/bloc… via @38degrees

Tory Boy - Conservative Party conference

David Grusch says the government has been lying to Americans for decades about what it has really found. huffpost.com/entry/david-gr…

When Holly Willoughby said "Firstly, are you OK?" I genuinely thought she was talking to someone behind camera, before realising that of course she was talking to us, the great British deeply-traumatised by everything's that happened on an ITV morning show public.

@Nigel_Farage This tweet is totally legitimate. Chilling.

Calling all Farage super fans! I will be announcing something special on Twitter at 7pm this evening. Don’t miss it. 👀

@Clareyfarey She's being deliberately provocative. It's mad she's a headteacher though, I think she must have an eye on a permanent GB News job.

What, and I cannot stress this enough, THE FUCK is wrong with this woman!?!?

Brexit food trade barriers have cost UK households £7bn, report finds dlvr.it/SpYxPW

How depressing is it that I haven't heard back? I've either missed my chance of becoming one of the Illuminati, or I've been rejected by a scammer.

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