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@udiWertheimer 🤣

f*cking UDIOTS, ok?!?!

@Cointelegraph A day full of good news

🇮🇳 JUST IN: Indian authorities have seized $190 million in crypto linked to the BitConnect Ponzi scheme, which operated from 2016 to 2018. The platform promised 40% monthly returns through a trading bot before collapsing, causing $2.4 billion in losses.

@martypartymusic @stoolpresidente @KelsierVentures @krakenfx He was afraid his usdc would be frozen

Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente takes the $5m $USDC he was re-imbursed from @KelsierVentures the issuer of $LIBRA token after buying in early on alpha and swaps it to $SOL, then sends the $SOL to @krakenfx The question is why? 1) You can send $USDC to @krakenfx 2) To stake the $SOL? 3) To store the $SOL on a CEX? 4) To dump the $SOL to Dollars? Hold the fucking $SOL @stoolpresidente what you doing man? Wise up.

After watching @coffeebreak_YT interview the serial rugger from $LIBRA You notice Casey's design of RUNES is 100 times better and fixes most of the "problems" that they were talking about launches, snipers, unlocked LP's, etc... If it were on Runes, this launch would have been completely fair and couldn't have been sniped. (The thing Hayden says "everyone (insiders)" backstage is trying to solve) On Runes, the coin would have had the initial Mkt cap defined by the free market and so and so on... But still everyone says Runes are dead. The corruption of this goes so deep into $SOL, that I wouldn't be surprised if we eventually find out there's been a directed campaign against runes and ordinals because it would kill the cash cow for so many DEX's and CEX's. Instead, they decided to kill it themselves with their greed. LOL Jpegs and Coins on the corn are the way.

@udiWertheimer Nobody

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HATERS IN DISBELIEF AS TAPROOT WIZARDS ANNOUNCE $30,000,000.00 SERIES A ROUND (REAL) (Mossad HQ, Tel Aviv) 2 years ago, the Taproot Wizards team inscribed the first 4MB block in bitcoin’s history with an image of a bald wizard. that historic event marked the generational bottom for BTC: in the 2 years that followed, tens of thousands of bitcoiners took a shower for the first time. the most notorious laser-eye maxis called it quits and shut down their podcasts. and the president of the united states of america posted a Taproot Wizards hat on his instagram account. “the $30,000,000.00 raised will allow us to bribe miners and rogue NSA agents to activate OP_CAT” said customer support intern Udi Wertheimer. “with bitcoin mempools clearing up, we would also use the funds to push more spam into the chain, to the benefit of all mining pools (except ocean)” “ok udi but we will also use it to gear up development efforts and make bitcoin magical again with new and exciting protocols based on OP_CAT” says eric.eth, aka Taproot Wizard #0002. “sure, that too”, udi adds. the round is led by @standardcrypto which is doubling down on its major commitment to the bitcoin ecosystem, joined by funds including @cyberfund, @__geometry__, @ColliderVC and others. photos of the investors taking showers were not made available at the time of this release. 🔶🔶🔶 MORE NEWS COMING ANNOUNCEMENT 2 LOADING... 🪄 FOLLOW @TAPROOTWIZARDS AND TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS 🔔

@MacroCRG Think again

@TheOG_General @pudgypenguins @quantumcats @OrdinalMaxiBiz @nodemonkes @quantumcats

Here it is, the final episode to select the OG PFP ! The winner will be determined by the first 100 comments below this tweet. Simply comment with your choice, and we'll tally the results! @pudgypenguins @quantumcats @OrdinalMaxiBiz @nodemonkes

@udiWertheimer 💨 ahhhh, feeling much better now

@SatoshJr hold it in

🚨BREAKING: A SINGLE TOKEN NAMED “FART COIN” JUST FLIPPED THE MARKET CAP OF THE ENTIRE RUNES ECOSYSTEM

@ordblackeye Ordinals

Ordinals

@JOHNRICK17XX Gonna be great, that's for sure $DOG 🤝

@JOHNRICK17XX Glad to see you winning fren

@JOHNRICK17XX Congrats!!

This cycle Im taking a simplified approach to investing.... I focussed on the best memecoin to ever exist, on the largest and most secure blockchain, Bitcoin. Pretty simple and fun! Buy $Dog

@HsakaTrades 🪦

just eyeballing, seems like a ~$200m liq on okx

rip whoever got carried out on okx

@udiWertheimer Marks the bottom?

Do not buy Ordinals right now. Let me say that again: do *not* buy Ordinals right now. The price has skyrocketed to $20,000, and the so-called "experts" screaming for you to jump in are nothing more than opportunistic predators, salivating at the chance to prey on your fear of missing out. These shills, these con artists, are orchestrating a classic pump-and-dump scheme, lining their own pockets while leaving you holding the bag. Be smarter than they think you are. The market always corrects. Wait for Ordinals to drop—$5,000 or lower—before even thinking about investing. Don't be fooled by their greed and lies. The people hyping Ordinals at this price are not your friends; they're the reason so many hardworking folks get burned. Stay vigilant, and don’t let the scammers win.