Jordan “Scott” Applesoos

Round 2 same peeps yall already know!

Ripping shots with the burners! @steviebeavin @iheartcamward @MSU_NYJetsFan

Rick’s was definetly the move! Who boozin! @steviebeavin @MSU_NYJetsFan

@MattLeMark12 Me next!!! Eiffel Tower?????

I’ll take what I can get

NEW: Former Michigan football HC Sherrone Moore's arrest body cam footage has been released. Sherrone was crying while the police detained him 😭

Me and @iheartcamward closing out harps #lank

@iheartcamward I just met killa cam burner

Why am I at Harper’s on a Tuesday rn

@MSU_NYJetsFan @MattLeMark12 can you confirm or deny the water taste, cause we all know you know what the other tastes like

Shower water is so irony in dorms that it tasted like I just ate a girl out on her period. (Don’t ask me how I know)

@JeffStrongman__ @BBrickmeister That’s one scary ass kid fuck no

She just texted me… “Yay Spartans won! Going to Dublins to celebrate!” #Welp

@MattLeMark12 Start drinking, open a window, and quit complaining this is the greatest time of year

How on earth am I supposed to sit inside and watch basketball all day on a gorgeous day like this. This is torture

@JeffStrongman__ @TimRodgersCBS I’m not a cracker

@TimRodgersCBS @ScottApplesoos second time I’ve seen your squid face on this app today. We are going to have an intervention when I get home.

Fuck this guy is such a badass holy shit

@JeffStrongman__ @notbrenanwalton My bad I was 2 seconds away from auburn-ing her

@notbrenanwalton @ScottApplesoos bro you need to get yourself under control

#RicksDanceFloor #Shrink

@GP1800SVHO Learn how to type you piece of shit

@ScottApplesoos I bet you said the something when a terrible Middle Tennessee State team beat th brakes off a better MSU team. The same Middle Tennessee State team that got laughed off the floor the following week. Youre the same dumb fucken inbred that thinks Georgia is gonna beat UM. 🤣

Shrink this ugly fucking chud, bro realizes mcneese getting bounced first round? Don’t ever come at my Spartans again you clout chaser! #shrink

I have made it in the Owen Files #expand #TheArticle

My son picked his whole bracket solely off of which mascot he likes the most. He’s going all in on @michiganstateu

@AnMSUEnthusiast just asked me where would I let him finish on me? OH MY GOODNESS VALENTINE!!!

@iheartcamward Upon all morning review, 0 stomach ache happened

@ScottApplesoos stomach ache waiting to happen

Currently checking in at 5:26 am! State Paddy’s day let’s do this! #expand

@JeffStrongman__ I’ll come silence the haters

It’s 7:45am and the fat girls next door are already drunk. THE FAT LADY IS SINGING! #shrink