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Got what he asked for

Rooney's debut hat-trick at 18 👶 #UCL

WATCH: Bullfighter José Antonio Morante de la Puebla in ‘very serious’ condition after 10-centimeter horn goring in Seville, Spain

Can’t imagine why she left….

Anyone who uses the adjective "cheeky" to describe his choice of mediocre food or drink is invariably a cunt.

Paul Scholes in the semi-finals ✨ #UCL

The post from Football Tweet is inaccurate: 1. sir Alex Ferguson has 16 (should be 17 technically), not just 13 as he won 3 with Aberdeen 2. Sir Alex won his 16 titles without controversy, while Pep’s eras at Barcelona and Man City have faced/still facing court cases, one for alleged bribery and the other for irregular financial dealings through offshore payments 3. Pep Guardiola has managed Barcelona, Bayern Munich, and Manchester City, while Sir Alex started with Stirlingshire, St Mirren, Aberdeen and then Manchester United 4. When Pep took over at Barcelona, they had won 2 of the last 4 La Liga seasons and a champions league just 2 seasons before his appointment 5. When sir Alex took over at St Mirren, they were a midtable team struggling. he then assembled a young squad and promoted the team by winning the Scottish first division with them with an average age of just 19 (his captain was only 20 yrs old) 6. When Pep took over Bayern Munich, they were treble winners, sweeping every major trophy including the UEFA Champions League 7. When Sir Alex took over Aberdeen, they had won the league only once in their history and had not won it in 23 years. He went on to win it 3x and that remains the last time any club outside Celtic or Rangers has won the Scottish league 8. When Pep took over Manchester City, they were Premier League champions. 9. When Sir Alex took over at Manchester United, United had not won the league in 19 years. He then won the Premier League 13x with mostly kids in his first titles 10. Sir Alex won an European trophy with Aberdeen and remains the only manager in the last four decades to beat Real Madrid in a major European final. The ability to transform struggling teams into dominant forces legitimately without financial tricks or a secret doctor preparing concoctions for players is what makes Sir Alex the 🐐 manager.

PL titles won since Ferguson left United -0 SPFL titles won since Ferguson left Aberdeen - 0 Bayern win the league every year Barcelona have a duopoly with Madrid City are financially doped to the gills This is the most ridiculous comparison in football history

My washing machine 6 minutes after it said it had 30 seconds left on the cycle

@gonewokee @Pauljon61192521 @natalieskoczype this your burner?

He has been found dead on a railway line.... Little bastards killed him, find these fuckers.

Best result for neutrals that. Arsenal fans are mongs so it’s good to watch them squirm. When city win trophies it means nothing as it’s all won through money and cheating.

🚨Lisandro Martinez has received an additional game ban for Gabriel’s head motion towards Erling Haaland.

Throwing a headbutt towards another player: Yellow card. Touching someone's ponytail: Off you go.

Shut up you negative bellend. He did what he had to do as a coaching staff with what he has at his disposal. It’s up to the higher ups to match what they did last year in the transfer markets to get better. You are such tit you need two footing to the head.

It’s hard not to love Bayern tbh, the antithesis of modern Manchester United in almost every way.

Captain John Terry steps up to win Chelsea their first European Cup, slips, misses, then cries in the rain as United celebrate (2008) #MUFC

Manchester United's players have been warned they'll be banned for up to 18 games if they breath air during the remaining fixtures. It's a new rule introduced this week. It will apply to United, but not opponents.

Warm up again Wilder knock him out then fight Fury. Make a statement or dont bother at all 😴

@thedailymemes_ Could walk round him twice before that lands

Yeah… I wouldn’t mess with him.