Scott Collette

Screenwriters are job-creators.

@SaveYourCinema They never updated a 2023 article? That sounds… normal?

Deadline never updated this article. Are they being paid off?

@punishedpat76 @THR I'm aware.

@ScottJCollette @THR The $75M includes the streaming rights.

Box Office: ‘Melania’ Heads for $8 Million Opening, the Best Showing in a Decade for a Doc hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…

@40for60 @THR I worked in film distribution for ten years, dumbshit. The film's a bust.

@ScottJCollette @THR Another liberal pussy that doesn’t understand economics. When you squat to pee and drink man milk, I guess that’s expected.

Imagine if Nixon released the missing tape before destroying it.

@Adam_FaithfulM Remind the Christians

Hey atheists, Just remember, the Christmas you celebrate each year is all about Jesus you refuse to believe in.

@LexWojTran Haha thanks!

@ScottJCollette This is outstanding!

Somebody wrote an article about my battle with AI

@futurism Wish I could have given a quote, if even just to clarify that it’s not about the politics, it’s just that politics is the only subject that drives its followers to turn against the account. I’ve attempted to bait it with politics of both sides, but it only ever bites at the one.

"What kinda word salad is this?" trib.al/0Scx0ve

@johnzaozirny Oh man, I've been so removed from screenwriter twitter that I don't even know how to hunt for what this about.

“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

@will_berson I’ve literally never used this gif.

RNC headquarters watching tonight’s results come in.

Swept.

Maybe the world’s loudest Peace Prize nominee shouldn’t have spent so much time bragging about the 21 Venezuelans he’s murdered.

From 1922:

The next James Bond movie will be set in Boise.

Fun Fact! ICE agents do not get paid during a government shutdown.

@nick_field90 Holy shit

1.7 million Disney+, Hulu and ESPN cancellations during Jimmy Kimmel's suspension

@GareRick After years of murdering happy families and trapping their souls in old photographs, a murderous middle-aged warlock discovers that his ritual may actually be a Sisyphean curse placed upon him by a nemesis who trapped him a photograph decades earlier.

@ScottJCollette a taut, juggernaut thriller, I assume?

Screenwriters: ask yourself if you absolute MUST use the "we pan past a wall of family photos" or "they pick up a framed photo from their desk" trope.