HF Vance III

GREAT WHITE SHARK OUTLASTS GIANT SQUID!!!! GREAT WHITE SHARK IS #2024MMM CHAMPION!!!

@VermontVirtual I’m so excited to teach this class next year!

We're excited to announce a brand-new addition to our course catalog: Introduction to Unicorn Studies! 🦄 ...APRIL FOOLS! But we do offer a fantastic collection of courses. Some are even as cool as Intro to Unicorn Studies! Complete list at bit.ly/vtvlc-catalog # #. .

@MrBeast I wouldn’t be able to stay very long unless my family was there with me.

I bought a grocery store and gave someone $10,000 every day he survived inside! How long would you have stayed?

And we’ve got an aquatic finale, coming up!

@radiationmouth I was not lucky… my bracket is entirely broken. I am post-humorously joining team shrimp (and/or painted dog…)! #2024MMM

@radiationmouth Which means I might get to eat ONE if I’m lucky… #2024MMM

This is uncalled for. #2024MMM

SKUA PESTERS PORCUPINE OVER CLIFF!!!! #2024MMM

NEXT UP: 2-seed Great Skua (Stercorarius skua) vs. 3-seed Crested Porcupine (Hystrix cristata) #2024MMM

@TanisBP @je_light @forestservice Finally. Stupid Cobra Lily. Kob is my hero. RIP Tufted Ground Squirrel. #2024MMM

@je_light @forestservice African Rock Pythons (Python sebae) are known predators of Kob & Cobra Lily resembles a RAISED PYTHON!!! #DejaVu (Hay & Martin 1966; Antwi et al. 2019) #2024MMM

NEXT UP: 1-seed Kob (Kobus kob) vs. No. 13 Cobra Lily (Darlingtonia californica), [brought to you by @je_light & @tanisbp] #2024MMM

My money is now on mantis shrimp to win #2024MMM

@radiationmouth I can get on that train.

@radiationmouth @tinkeringprim8 I’ve got my snack pack ready for tonight’s sweet sixteen! #2024MMM

@tinkeringprim8 PLEASE DO NOT USE THE F WORD CHILDREN COULD BE WATCHING #2024MMM

Our 7th and 8th graders learned about rockets through a cross-curriculum unit including all four subjects culminating in the construction of their own stomp rockets using recycled materials. Visit bit.ly/vtvlc-stomp-ro… to see all the stomp rockets our students created! 🚀 #vted

In this round we particularly spotlight HUMAN IMPACTS on ecosystems and species. For folks using #2024MMM with learners, the theme of this round harmonizes March Mammal Madness Life Sciences lesson plan with Next Generation Science Standards in the United States.

Tonight the SWEET SIXTEEN!!! #2024MMM

@chloe_josefson That was a battle!

TIGER OUTLASTS BOAR!!!! #Barely #2024MMM

LAST UP: 3-seed Caspian Tiger (Panthera tigris virgata) vs. 6-seed Common Eurasian Boar (Sus scrofa) #2024MMM (This battle is a collaboration with @Mammals_Suck)

During the mating season Red Deer Stags produce roars. Common Roars accurately signal the Stag's size, which is a factor in their ability for male-male combat, and allows the competitor to assess the risk of engaging in a fight. #2024MMM (Garcia et al. 2014)

@je_light Noooooooo!

COBRA LILY OUTLASTS SQUIRREL!!!! #2024MMM

NEXT UP: No. 5 Tufted Ground Squirrel (Rheithrosciurus macrotis) vs. No. 13 Cobra Lily (Darlingtonia californica) #2024MMM

Cobra Lily is filthy. #2024MMM There goes my squirrel. :-(