Sergeant Custard

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@NoNotReallyX @PatriotBoomer64 That’s right. Loner I am. No friends. Very sad. 🎻

@SergeantCustard @PatriotBoomer64 Says the loser engaging on X in defense of sociopathic police. I’m guessing you have zero friends.

Thoughts are with those brave police officers in Southampton tonight facing appalling thuggish behaviour by people who just want to be violent and riot. The same people claiming they’re doing it in Henry’s name when the family clearly don’t want this.

@NoNotReallyX @PatriotBoomer64 You should probably get out more

@SergeantCustard @PatriotBoomer64 I’ve seen hundreds of police bodycam videos that prove otherwise. Example: They used a taser on a 93 yr old pensioner in an assisted living home while he was in a wheelchair.

@thispostisbased Nice vocabulary

@SergeantCustard Faggot bitch

@ArloDunaway Another original comment, well done 👏

@SergeantCustard I don't think they've been harmed, mate.

@NoNotReallyX @PatriotBoomer64 You’re sadly misinformed.

@SergeantCustard @PatriotBoomer64 Police are scum of the earth. They choose that profession purely for the desire to beat people with the state’s blessing. If they had any morals, they’d choose honorable jobs.

@NoNotReallyX @PatriotBoomer64 I’m sure that happens every single time

@SergeantCustard @PatriotBoomer64 Need them for what exactly? To side with my attacker, drag me on gravel, then handcuff me as I bleed out? No thanks.

@Reality_Slam Very clever 👏

@SergeantCustard The people 🇺🇸: Throw that tea into the harbor, F King George III Sergeant Custard 🏳️‍🌈: Those are hurty words, I’m appalled 🫢

@PYeerk Likewise

@SergeantCustard Who gives a shit what you think?

Sums it up perfectly! #Southampton newsthump.com/2026/06/03/pat…

@AjwwalesWillams lol you got a book with all your favourites written down?! You can do better than that!!! 🤣

@SergeantCustard That you are arsehole

@dave60776 Indeed 👏

@SergeantCustard Yes just look at how brave they are ✊🏻💦

@HolyoakeJ14576 @AllyRealityally Yes they are.

@SergeantCustard @AllyRealityally I thought any tie is detachable to protect officers' safety.

@AjwwalesWillams lol just reposting what I see

@SergeantCustard Twat

@Manu_Guillotine Bless you had to get someone to say it for you

@SWinjinscki Cheers 🍻

@SergeantCustard STFU Custard you cunt.

@LeatherdaleNiel Original

@SergeantCustard Fk off pork scoffer

@JosieLivingLife Great show

@SergeantCustard STFU Traitor

@Hammert93653327 Thank you

@SergeantCustard Sums you up you sanctimonious cunt.

@StrettonEd1976 Thank you

@SergeantCustard Read the room you prick. The people have had enough of this DEI anti white British shit.

@farangthai70 Shows true character that

@SergeantCustard Did any pigs die if not STFU you boot licking pig Cunt