Seth

* uh… uhh… ( crap. i can’t let them think i’m a moron… ) * … yyyeah! yeah! i’ve learned EVERYTHING, of course. * i was simply… PRETENDING like i was lying! [ internal screaming. that didn’t even make sense berdly. ]

* I AM NOT LYING. [ lying. ]

* . . . * i- i- uh- * t-that’s wrong! that’s… extremely wrong!! ( FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK )

* WHAT. DOES. THAT. MEANNNN. [ he’s SWEATING BULLETS. it’s no wonder kris teased him relentlessly. seeing him this riled up is pretty funny. ]

* WHAT. WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT- [ turning back around. he’s PANICKING. ] * WHAT DID THEY TELL YOU??? WHAT????????

IT WAS FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES I PROMISE!

* … huh. * good. good. * i don’t have any feeling but hatred towards them. [ lying… mostly. ]

* DEAR LORD WHAT *DIDN’T* THEY TELL YOU?!

* WHEN SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING IS FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES, IT ID NEVER FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES.

* H-HUH—??? [ his tail wags a bit. aww. ] * YOU- T-THEY- WHA—

* … hrmh… [ the idea of someone willingly wanting to know more about him… berdly turns away. probably hiding a blush. ] * w-well… whatever. i guess i can’t blame you for wanting to be informed about the smartest avian alive…

* ugh… that… t-that… protozoan…! [ he looks so fluffy. do NOT touch him… no matter how tempting it might be. ] * i can’t believe they would sell my information like that…

* WHY ARE THEY EVEN- WUH- [ his feathers puff up. he’s stressed out over literally nothing. ] * I CAN’T BELIEVE THEM!! THEY- UGH-

* WHATKINDOFINFORMATION— [ SHAKING THEM. ]