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Dead that the two dudes in the video are going though this hypothetical prompt but just continue to compare lightbulbs completely ignoring her

@AlexArrelia She looks a bit homesick, but hopefully she’s still enjoying her holiday over all

@doonesbury @Doonesbury Sunday Cartoon (3) of six panels.

I can't believe I gotta get here on Storm's Internet and defend Cyclops today. Cyclops is not a cop-wannabe. Cyclops is that weird, crazy white boy. Cyclops is this dude:

@Panda1orian I’m liberal about everything except how to tie a tie

@brollbenny Repulsing all the right dudes

She said "gang gang" when I took this

@collectdust @TisStef It’s gotta be bad for their brain, right? The kids are just staring at the stick and the hoop all day

well the studies think you're full of shit, so... screen time is fine. it is not detrimental.

@stenohno I was very disappointed when my beefy boy didn’t make it to Mexico

Okay this new Love is Blind season is making up for last season. Anyway, justice for Trevor. Even if he does look like Wreck It Ralph.

@slime_golem Respect that she finally stumbled upon a banger after workshopping for years

lol cmon

My favorite part of Twitter where you can buy a blue check for $8 but be so ashamed you hide it is that those replies show up right in the middle of all the other dumb fucks that paid to get boosted

@JawnTheBeloved I’ve seen it firsthand

@SgtRando I’ve never been real, so this checks out

One of my most controversial British opinions is that if you really like tea, you drink it without putting anything else in it

@Asst_to_the_RM Nice job paywalling those toes king

Treat yo self Sunday.

Ultimately, Starship Troopers fails as a parody because I personally identify with the thoughts and actions of all the characters the movie seems to be satirizing, and that can’t be right

It’s insane that that Verhoeven said verbatim “I hate Nazis, fuck them, I’m making fun of them” and Twitter is still full of accounts like “but have you considered the uniforms look good”

@NotHaryan lol u dumb bitch

@ryanc_2025 No balls to actually do it and and no balls to enlist, so it tracks

My 13 year old just told me she’s getting into Midwest emo so it’s time for a fuckin history lesson

@Sharon_Kuruvila Ok but I loved that series

@RookieCityCop Ok, but only if he told me he was a CIA agent

@SgtRando You might

I assure you I am built different and will not put $50K into a shoebox to hand off to a stranger after a phone call