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@AlStewartOBE He's probably thinking "Ffs I'm gunna be sitting there taking all this flak soon!"

Lammy looks confused and concerned........

@brexitblog_info Jimmy Savile clearly had a bigger hold on the system than first thought

What mystifies me is how someone so obviously, uninspiring, uninquisitve, unforensic, lacking in attention to detail, incapable of consistency & devoid of leadership qualities came to be the Director of Public Prosecutions. Anyone?

@Phil_Nourse @LeeHurstComic Is it because they're all complete raving fucktards with an elevated sense of self importance?

@LeeHurstComic A number became critically ill. One entered organ failure. Do you even know why they were on hunger strike?

So what happened to the Pro Pal hunger strikers then? Did they all die?

@AvonandsomerRob Road tax was abolished 90 years ago mate

I was genuinely horrified by the state of our roads whilst out driving in the Cotswolds today. It got me thinking. What is our Road Tax money actually used for? Because it certainly doesn't go towards producing velvet road surfaces like in France & Germany. Perhaps the government just stick it in the Benefits pot, so Wayne & Waynetta Slob can smoke & drink themselves to death? Should we abolish VED?

Should Britain Rejoin the European Union? #ExitBrexit

@alex_read13 @ronin21btc They're the same people who stop at the entrance to a roundabout irrespective of whether there's anything on it or not

@ronin21btc You are supposed to drive down both lanes, then filter in, one by one, when the lane comes to an end. You aren't supposed to all pile into the left lane at the first sign of a lane closure.

Can we just normalise using both lanes

@rgnrkpprscssrs @TheStingisBack youtu.be/gLh3Dck0D9g?si… He was a comedian before he became an actor

@ShaftedUn @TheStingisBack Funny thing, that was the first thing I remember seeing him do, maybe a couple of years before '10.' I was surprised to see him in it, had no idea he was an also an actor. But then, I was like 8 or 9, so that checks.

The moose head scene in Arthur took 27 takes because Dudley Moore kept cracking everyone up with relentless ad-libs. Burt Johnson got genuinely angry; his “Why don’t you forget the moose for a moment!” was unscripted, and Moore’s stunned reaction is 100% real Happy birthday, Dud.

Should the UK 🇬🇧 rejoin the EU? Please vote & repost to reach a wider range of opinions. 🫡🇬🇧

THE MUSIC CHART QUIZ ❤️❤️ What year ?? Please repost so others can play ! A nice UK chart .what year is it from Try to do it without using google or Grok . . #music #popchart #sunday

@bagshaw2112 1996

@afneil @DailyMail They could ask him what is the square root of 4 and he still wouldn't answer

ANDREW NEIL: We are being led by a man who staggers from crisis to impotence. These are the questions MPs MUST ask the PM next week mol.im/a/15743191 via @DailyMail

@7clarkyred £13/hr x 0 fucking hours litter picking/other worthwhile community based task = £0. I can go for that

Dole money should be the same as the minimum wage, £13 an hour,NI and tax should be paid on it as well.After all,Fairs fuckin Fair 👍🤷‍♂️

@donmcgowan Even if it's in a public place, like this was?

An awful lot of Farage Fans in the replies to my post don't/won't understand what I've written. As a Scout leader of many years and parent to a Year 7 son, I know of what I speak. Without consent, publishing children's images online could be illegal. “If a student can be identified from a photograph, it counts as personal data and falls under data protection laws.” This is serious stuff and something that all schools, clubs and institutions should be well versed in. GDPR breaches are grave and can result in very serious consequences, especially when children are involved. Here's some guidance from the Gov and legal firm, Irwin & Mitchell.

@arthur_mc2 @darrengrimes @Nigel_Farage You still haven't defined 'forced'. Were their puppies dangled off a bridge? Pics of them smoking behind the bike sheds threatened to be revealed? Threats made to reveal the exam crib notes on the backs of their ties? What exactly was done to force them to queue up like this?

@ShaftedUn @darrengrimes There's always one who wants to defend the indefensible. Of course they were forced off-camera. @Nigel_Farage and @darrengrimes are *****. Nige is in the Epstein files - that's all we need to know

Could you imagine Starmer trying this? He’d be hounded out.

@arthur_mc2 @darrengrimes Define 'forcing' in the context of what you can see in this video

@darrengrimes No Darren... I cannot imagine a British Prime Minister forcing children into a creepy, slimy photo opportunity. The fact that you applaud it is disturbing. You must be a Deformer or something.

@ronmanagernottm Not just that either. He also wanted me to be his cooca-choo

"So, let me get this straight - a middle aged man with a quiff and leather gloves wanted to escort you across the road? And you said 'Yes'?"

@LeeHurstComic You're just as bad as him. You haven't once checked on me. Ever.

Big News!

@LOVillaJavea If he truly was in place on merit, he'd currently awaken every day in a cold sweat & would fold voluntarily. The fact that he soldiers on tells me he knows he's protected by whatever entity put him in place & will keep going until they pull him out

Normal people couldn’t survive the amount of criticism Starmer receives. How does he?

@PolitlcsUK Suddenly left whingers don't think 16 is an appropriate age for making political choices 🙄

🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage takes photos with secondary school children in East Sussex