Shane

Finally the weekend

Fell up the stairs at equinox because I was checking out some guys ass, happy pride

@onalius Unfortunately, I disagree

@Shane_Monster Jockstraps are the most comfortable type of underwear.

Jockstraps are so uncomfortable, but happy Pride I guess!!

@GayLaVie See you at horse meat disco

Saying “see you at horse meat disco” is a lot like saying “have a safe flight.” It’s polite, perhaps sincere, but ultimately out of anyone’s control whether that happens.

Oh, I’m SAT

Me working at the office while everyone else is off and on fire island

I’m not going to survive June, send help

@twunkified It’s me, I’m the fiancé lol

Went on one of the best dates I’ve had in a whileeee— Wine and sushi in the park. 3 hours of talking and cuddling and kissing. Started planning date #2, when he sends me this text this morning 😩😭

How are you masc DL at Rise bar in Hell’s Kitchen

Idk but it was probably Trump’s fault

Okay, I’m ready for a fun sexy summer fling

PATRICIA DID THAT!!!! So so proud of our girl. #WidowsDay

@DanielJBrennan_ There was a really hot guy on the floor, I was distracted

@Shane_Monster Girlie how did you not see the cops lmao

Day 2 of pride month and this man is being arrested in the locker room of Equinox like that’s some quality storytelling mama!

It’s towel Tuesday, boys

I should not have to work on the first day of pride, this is homophobic

Wearing a baseball hat in the steam room is crazy, we know you’re balding, it’s okay

Psycho Sunday, MDW addition 😈

Everyone trying to find love needs to stop trying to get hotter and start getting more chopped. Like picture the happiest gay couple you know. It’s Thing 1 and Thing 2 isn’t it?

I’ve become the thing I hate most (a bad texter)