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vore enjoyers complaining about being stuck in a packed space

i guess #deadlock

He’s got a point about the hand dryer, honestly. Ridiculous positioning

Super fun, commissioned werewolf piece for #WerewolfWednesday! #drawing 🐺👍

my meat retracted into itself, shriveled up and died

The documentary I"my friend the octopus" has the octopus nearly eaten while his "friend" watches without helping and the octopus doesnt fuck with him the same afterwards and dude keeps saying things like "I dont understand why she treats me different"

how it feels waking up at 6 in the morning and drawing on your tablet while watching pirated movies from 123movies

"For the love of bill cipher can you guys please put a trigger warning for Jax fiction kins"

In public, we both get a little reserved. Maybe it’s a same-sex couple thing… but I think he’s kinder than I realize. #GayComic "Public Mode" (1/2)

calling miles dumb is insane, are we thinking about the same character? he was trying to make himself look dumb but failed 😭

I FINALLY BOUGHT IT

WHERE ARE HER MONOLIDS SHE CANT SEE WITHOUT HER MONOLIDS

erika kirk: he was a good christian and even though he hated minorities he would have forgiven you as a fellow aryan tyler robinson:

saskio just tell your girl she’s a perfect 10 bro. here’s the thing: she’s not asking whether she’s a 10 in an objective sense. she knows she’s not challenger. she’s asking you whether she’s a 10 for YOU. whether you would choose her over anybody, even if you could date a challenger lux, and you chose a wrong answer, because you misunderstood the question being asked. it was never “do you think I’m the best lux in the world?” it was “would you choose me, again and again, even when someone who scares me because they’re so perfect comes into the picture?” the first part of answering the question is understanding what question you’re answering. study the drew levin way

Still an all timer

horny doesnt even being to cover it

this sounds bad until you read the first reply and it becomes biblically evil

A Ford worker was fired after being accused of stealing a cookie, only for the company to later confirm he had paid for it The employee declined an offer to return after losing his job of 11 years

toya is thee founding mother of doll photography, doll customizations, doll experimentation, and in general raised and influenced doll collectors but sure let’s give mirror mi to men, mostly white too!