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@scifivision @AlexHorne @taskmaster What did Greg have to do to Alex to get his assistant to finally pronounce his name correctly?

Tomorrow I will be speaking again with Greg Davies and Alex Horne for #Taskmaster so send me your questions & stay tuned! @AlexHorne @taskmaster

@OffMenuOfficial A wizard?!?

Another Christmas Special episode tomorrow. This guest’s drink contains egg, batshitium and dolphin spludge.

The Horne Section on Spotify in the US!? Christmas came early! Get ready for an absurd amount of @hornesection on my 2025 wrapped (Remember to support them on Band Camp because Spotify stream revenue is meager!)

@aniraphale8 PLEASE

do you guys think we'll get a christmas #nmj this year?

@tashapp_x @TotallyKnuts The cleanup was worth the fun except I’m still finding Pringles everywhere. Thank god @hornesection didn’t use Doritos in their holiday lyrics.

@hornesection @Spotify In the US, it’s only comedy music if it comes from the @alyankovic region of parody. Otherwise it’s just sparkling humour. What’s up with this, Spotify?

We’ve had a reply about why our excellent music isn’t available in the US, and it’s because @spotify regard anything with a ‘comedy’ tag, ‘spoken word’, even when its music. Which is helpful.

@hornesection @LidlGB This is how we fans feel when YOU notice us ♥️ The jumper is superb

Actual @LidlGB complimented my Xmas jumper!

@tashapp_x @hornesection Who’s our third for NMJ????

Before they could grow beards!

@Red_Imp_Comedy @gdavies It’s really not fair to the rest of us for someone to be both so beautiful and stunningly hilarious.

Big thanks to @gdavies for coming to our little corner of London. You totally smashed it. Grab a ticket for his tour whilst you still can axs.com/uk/events/5369…

@watsoncomedian You’re too intelligent for our traps, I see

@ShortMars The funny thing is I can.

While I’m going through photos, this is from Horne’s wedding.

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

@HareComedy Im actually a little relieved I can’t play because Im afraid I’d do the same!

@Herring1967 Ok this is the first laugh I’ve had in hours. Thank you. I feel like I should ration them at this point.

When you take into account all the fake votes that the democrats did this is a really crushing defeat for them.

@barbaracrampton It’s exhausting, Barbara. I never want to hear ever again that American women don’t need feminism.

We are going back I guess. Hold my hand friends x

@RainTuahine Girl I hope y’all can achieve the dream of independence.

girl i'm a mess girl

White people, this is not the time to tell POC “we’ll survive.” Men, this is not the time to tell women to calm down. There are people whose lives will get worse. There are people who will not survive this. Let those in danger grieve a shattered hope for a better day.

@BeyondFest @vorpal_pen At this point I can only assume it worked in his favor.

@screamzone123 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@ShortMars My couch in australia is always open to you babe 🫂

I hate it here